[Vote Unity] Congress Megalist Extravaganza - PTO ALERT

Day 2,712, 17:31 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Topher Fair




#1 Paul Tyndale
What can we say about Paul, our PP? Well one thing apparently: He is not BigAnt. We fully support Paul in his continuing efforts to not be BigAnt for the entire month as PP. Since BigAnt is not running for Congress, how better to help Paul than give himself top spot? Bit of a hint through Paul, like you BigAnt is also not posting any articles 😉



#2 VoodoMike71
Mike is in TUP to haunt/review us so better put him second to get the best review we can. He appears to be an escaped mental patient and posted this crude self portrait of his intentions as his manifesto. Who better to lead our efforts to save PCP from the EVIL DAPPER?



#3 Madelina de Melrose
Madelina has been TUP PP several times, earning her place within our elite 72 days ago with her final article and needing to complete no further work for the party. It's dead men's shoes here guys, keep voting for us and one day maybe you will get monthly unearned congress spots.



#4 Aultman
One of several dangerous PTOers on our congress list by mistake, Aultman is a proud member of New Era and it's British Army Military Unit who PTOed the country with Serbian PTOers last year in a dangerous PTO. We all know that British flags are the sign of racist white trash estate dwellers and his attempt to hide this by changing his avatar away from that last month did not go unnoticed. You can still see it above in it's EVIL DAPPER glory.



#5 Deepfryedmarsbar
A Tank. We don't know anything about him but he is level 186 so he must be really good.



#6 Rathena Gelc
Rathena was in Israel last year and is apparently a very anonymous part of the team which copy/pastes old MoE into new MoE articles. Israel and Education are vaguely good somehow so bump her up the list!



#7 Karacticus
Karacticus lost the PP election but is writing the PP articles anyway. Paul feels a little guilty so here he is on the congress list! Since Karacticus produced the worst congress list article of the top 5 he has delegated the power already delegated from Paul to him, to me, to write THIS article. Whew.



#8 Rodney Mckay
Another one of our elite cabal, he is much more senior than Madelina being 516 days from his last newspaper article. He literally doesn't need to do ANYTHING to get onto our congress lists, really he is doing us a favour to fill up all these places. We thank him for bothering to log in and press a few buttons.



#9 dougal4chaos
Dougal has taken the brave move of just copy/pasting his short manifestos each month. Utterly lazy and disgusting behavior but since only 4 people even bothered to put even as little as a picture in their congress presentation, this makes him significantly above average for TUP. I'll finish with an insightful quote from Dougal: "not really much point in there being a congress".



#10 jamesw
The best article writer on this list so far, jamesw has also taken up some of the slack in being PP from Paul. He has written quite a few sensible articles recently about PPs, Legislation, Dictators and the traitor Adastros; but we feel like he is putting in too much effort and needs knocking down a peg or two to 10th place.



#11 hollenboer
Know associate of EVIL DAPPER and on this list by mistake again, Hollenboer held the Presidency of the Serbian PTO organisation New Era while EVIL DAPPER transferred it between his multi-accounts. Second in command if we don't include EVIL DAPPER multies, I'll leave to Madelina to sum this up: "Am I ready to trust anyone who’s tried to PTO a political party? Not just yet. There are a bunch of threats out there to both TUP and the eUK, and we can’t take any chances.".
Don't vote TUP to keep Hollenboer out of Congress!



#12 Cymro50
This is literally just a random person who walked in off the street and pushed the button. No activity of any sort. You know like Paul, I've looked at 12 people and I'm tired. I think this will do, feck the rest too much effort. I can't imagine there'll be any any active people in the last 8 when the first 12 only had one or two actives. Is anyone even reading this far down the list?