[USWP] Sheer Excellence for Congress

Day 2,317, 00:16 • Published in USA Poland • by Wild Owl


Greetings Workers and others,

The past few days have been trying ones for our nation. A Political Take Over of one of the top 5 parties shook up our nation to its very core, rudely awakening many of us from a slumber that they’d fallen into believing that the PTO is dead and would not ever happen again. Thankfully, quick action by the government and the concerned citizens managed to ensure that WTP will not be in top at day change, and will not be participating in the elections.



The United States Workers Party has throughout its history, been a party of stability, class, integrity and leadership.Our members has gone on to serve well both at the Executive and in the Legislature, providing leadership for this great nation in times of turmoil as well as during some of our best moments. Today, the United States Workers Party needs your votes as our members candidate for Congress to serve this great nation. A list of some of our Congressional hopefuls is at follows:




Henry Pfeiffer Arundel, former President, multiterm Party President and self declared King of eUSA is at the number one slot. You can always count on Pfeiffer to be no-nonsense and practical in Congress.



Artela, 3 time Country President, is at number two. She’s well known for her knowledge and contacts in Foreign Affairs as well as her strong grip on the Domestic ATO front.



Deepchill, Commander of Easy Company and two time NSC director, comes in at number four. He’s slowly becoming a staple in our Congressional list.



A former Vice President and multi term Secretary of Interior, Othere is next in the list. Othere led the party during some of its most critical times and rejuvenated a dying party.





Our representative of the Croat community, Hrrvat, is next on the list. The strong relations between USWP and the Croats in eUSA led by ElvenCRO are no secret and we’re proud to have them running with us again.



Current Speaker of House, The Wild Card, comes in at number six. He’s been growing by leaps and bounds, both internally in the party and nationally, having served as Secretary of Media, Interior and Education at varying times in the nation’s history.



Delyruin is at number seven. He’s pretty cool.



SColbert, who’s been been involved at Secretary and deputy level work across various departments is at number 8.



Lemon Vodka keeps our chats entertaining during the Euro timezone. He’s also been Secretary of Defense and involved in the NSC in the past.



Shmoop is one of the newer people in our Congressional slate. He performed well last month, and I’m giving him a chance again to do good stuff in the Legislature this month too.



I’m at number 11. I’ve been Country President twice and like to think that I was awesome as I warred Canada and restored our full bonuses.



Representative of the ponies, hater of Canada and former Secretary of State, Derphoof is at number 12. Everyone knows that he’s here because we want him for his hot bod.



IES Director, The Original Hawkie is next on the list. You can always expect Hawkie to be no-nonsense in Congress and elsewhere.



Yutukaron is one of the newer people to whom I’ve given a chance. He’s a former Turkish Head of Congress as well as Turkish President and I’m excited to see how he performs in eUSA.



Commius comes in at number 15. He’s a SEAL, goes RAWR while dropping damage like crazy for the US and its allies in the battlefields and has been proven to be safe in previous terms in the Legislature.



BeachBunny a former Speaker of House as well as Secretary of Education comes in at number 16. She’s relatively new to the party but is doing well.



Well organised and always deliberate, Chasely comes in at number 17. This will be her first term if she manages to get in Congress, but she has a long history of service in the USAF.



Well known SFer, pike aka Battle Dino comes in at number 18.



Another new face in our party, PoliticalDebater, comes in at number 19. PD is new, but I’m excited for him. He currently serves as the US Ambassador to Australia.



Deathturd is a another SFer on our list, who can be counted to do the job diligently if elected without causing a ruckus of things.



Multi-term Secretary of Education, Fionia, is next on the list. She likes me. A lot. Thats why I put her here.



If you’re interested in voting for a party that has American interests at heart, I strongly urge you to vote for the United States Workers Party. Providing leadership and direction is what we do best and with these Congress Critters, the nation will not be led astray.

Sincerely,
Wild Owl
eCypriot God of War