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Hello UKRP, and anyone else that's stumbled in here but hasn't had the good judgement to join us. I promised you an article today, and then Wook went ahead and got the primary up already and forced me to follow through with that promise. I thought he would be smashed (he was) and I'd get away with it (I didn't), so I nicked his divider to make up for it.



I'm sure that anyone in the UKRP will agree that it is criminal that I haven't had the opportunity to push a few extra buttons for a month. I'll push the right buttons at the right times and I can't remember my life before this game, so there's no chance of me pulling an Appleby.

We all know the party will be in safe, albeit less furry, hands. I don't need to explain everything I'll do, as this game has been dumbed-down to the point that there's only one correct button to press most of the time. I can run a primary or seven and you'll get articles from me that aren't bad jokes for once. Let's face it, we're all bored of this game. The community is what keeps us here and I believe that the best community is found within the UKRP.


To that end, I hope to drum up even more activity and maybe we'll even bring in a few more bored tw*ts, like that Chaz bloke that joined us today. Members that write good articles related to the party will be showered in gifts.
All this talk of unity between UK parties is rubbish, I thought this was politics? I want to see some mud-slinging, nothing brings us together quite like a good scandal, made up or not.



Congress

This month UKRP ran the finest Mongress list the UK has seen since Mwcerberus had the courage to stand up to TUP Tyranny™.


If it ain't broke... I will follow Wook's example that led to such a fine group of Mongressmen, although I will likely put a twist on it to make it more amusing for myself.



Currently we're having a primary because iAdrastos asked for one. This demanding nature is a sign of a man that has been driven crazy by power before it has even been given to him. Is that the kind of person you want in charge? Vote Fataliix in the UKRP Primary today!

Oh, one more thing, I'll make that iAdrastos guy my VP. Seems like a nice fellow.


Fataliix
Viscount of Nowhere in Particular