[PSP] BREAKING: Country Under The Attack
Day 2,554, 14:03
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Internal Defense Bureau
To peasants and the ruling elite,
The Democratic People's Republic of Great Britain has been politically taken over! The overwhelming take over during Party President elections was carried out by hordes of unsatisfied dead players. Just outside TUP buildings zombies were scuffling who was going to vote first and bring back the democracy and the old times back to what was once known as UK.
Big crowd of zombie voters waiting their turn outside TUP ballot boxes
'Better grave than a slave', shouted this middle-aged female who was presumed dead.
TUP zombie missing in action for 4 years, going to fulfill her civil duty
After the results were revealed, the UKPP and TUP celebrations took place among all famous gathering places. Such is this nice park dedicated to new players, right in front of the TUP headquarters:
Two voters taking a selfie in TUP's main park listening to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
Even more happy were the new Party Leaders who were quick to storm the underground offices:
VoodooMike71 and BaronChris inspecting their newly acquired party headquarters
The celebration has not even finished before Madelina de Melrose informed the public that she will indeed run for Congress again and deal with all the trolls once for all.
Madelina de Melrose announcing that she will represent all undeads for third consecutive term but this time with no over-sized diapers
Her leader and possible future CP candidate thanked all zombie voters and promised them that their voices will be heard during decision making.
VoodooMike71 announcing new plans for the party
Nothing less active was UKPP's President who has more of a door-to-door approach.
BaronChris explaining to random traveler the principles of UK Progression Party and why import taxes should be 99%
As for the DPRGB's third biggest party goes...
Better luck next time suckers.
Signed by,
Popovic Secret Police
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If it's brains the zombies are after good luck to them finding one in the eUK!
Wait...
With guidance of the glorious leader DPRGB will manage to overcome this situation. \o/
This new leadership group looks much better then the last.
😃
Even though I don't like the PSP, they certainly have a talent for humour...
What a F**k are these zombies?
New UK leadership.
The only good zombie is a dead zomb...oh wait...
Horice 😉
Well we've obviously learnt to PTO from the masters. Watch out!
I'm considerably fatter than the way you've portrayed me.
Nah, you're just photogenic.
Awwww ... you say the sweetest things.
And I've had my hair done since then.... but could do with a makeup consultant, it would seem!
One of the funniest publications I've seen all year! Well done!
(Of course, the facts are a bit different, but what the heck, it's all for a giggle!)
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At the WRP, our longstanding leader, Huey George kept the leadership, so it's business as usual!
Dead players? that's cute but an interesting idea
zombie reporting in...