[Pfeiffer] USWP - Growing Valhalla
Pfeiffer.
Now that the formality of the primary is out of the way, I'll be resuming my place at the head of our family. The United States Workers Party has long been the guardian of Midgard, while keeping peace in the Nine Realms.
As is often necessary, I must turn my eye to the halls of Valhalla. We have much work to do. Our greatest warriors have been traveling the realms keeping order, leaving the work of maintaining our hallowed halls to others. Now that I've awoken and reclaimed my seat, our people shall be my focus.
There is much to to do to keep Valhalla this grand
We shall be continuing our party programs in support of new players, but now I shall be personally contacting all those new players who join us. This way they know they have a direct line to the All-Father, and may feel as engaged in the work of the realm as they may choose to be. We shall be actively and aggressively courting those new to the game, as it is our duty to shepherd whatever potential the next generation may possess.
I will be utilizing our Asgardian only boards to create new topics for discussion each week. Some will be focused on the game, some will simply be about things that I find interesting. There will almost certainly be Taylor Swift threads, as with the passing of my dear Frigga I am in need of a new Queen. If any Asgardian wishes to join in these discussions, please remember to ensure that you have the appropriate access here.
At the end of each week I shall arbitrarily choose someone, or multiple someones, who have pleased me with their posting and shall be rewarded accordingly. Gold, jewels, impressive titles to bear for all to be impressed by, etc.
I shall also use the posting in these various Odin amusement threads to inform my selection of warriors to travel to Midgard to represent all Asgardians in their strange form of government. If you feel you have the mettle to face their limited understanding of the universe head on, speak up and the All-Father shall hear you.
It's not always easy being this majestic.
As Thor has been retired to his own form of the Odinsleep (mostly he wanted an excuse to nap for some time), Mjölnir must be taken up from time to time by others to defend the Nine Realms.
I have long ensured that Mjölnir is held only by those who should use the power of Thor responsibly, and believe that I have located one who is worthy to carry Mjölnir into battle come 5 December. He shall reveal himself once he is ready to lead our forces.
Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
Be on the lookout for future missives from Valhalla, I shall be reaching out to you all on a regular basis again. Should any of you need anything, or have any questions, contact me directly.
Yours,
-Pfeiffer
All-Father
Comments
For Asgard!
you suck go home
You can sell this crap to your boyscouts, maybe, just maybe.
You insanity and uncontrollable ego is usually hugely entertaining. But this? Either you gave your account to a 5 year old child or youre mixing cheap whisky with meth and squiriting it up your ass.
Oden är fem år gammal
Oden vänder sig i sin grav haha
Voted!
gl
Voted
vote for the last pic!
FIST
Good RP. As always I, Loki, stand ready to stab you in the back.
I prefer Loki to Thor 😃
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vote and good luck xD + comment for Taylor 😃
This is kinda weird man.
LOL Is this the first time that you met Pfiefer.?
Your not the All-father Odin or Thor. maybe smeagol at best.
Gríma would be a more accurate analogy.
This is the first semi-alluring photo of Taylor Swift I've ever seen.
You clearly don't see enough Taylor Swift.
This is the first time I've seen you do something, besides troll. As much as I hate to say it, "This is pretty cleaver."
Cool stuff.
these articles are actually pretty entertaining
I'm glad you think so.
swag
Best warn that motherfucking Tyr that I'm out here to eat him then
Still guarding Hel then, eh?
What can I say, I love bad bitches
o7
Long live the All-Father!
Taylor Swift. aw yis
HRNGGNNNNNNN
The All-Father?
LMFAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo
Yippe!
Taylor Swift would be quite dismayed by your ramblings; perhaps you should read some of her lyrics for inspiration.
Just gonna shake this off.
cute
Odin and Taylor Swift ahahahahahaha. Made me laugh for real lol
Oh fuffy, where art thine meds?
fluffer, did you fall on your head? what the hell is this???
wait, PimpDollaz is still alive?
sweet
This is rather hilarious. I remember several times in congress and PDBs where you bashed people for wanting to bring new players into the game and get them involved. You said how it was pointless and people who tried to bring newbies into the game were doing them nothing but harm. Yet here you are with the promise of getting new people into USWP and getting them involved.
I'm all for recruiting people to the party, after they've decided to play the game of their own volition. The only way to 'recruit' people to eRepublik is to lie about the type of gaming experience they can expect here.
Is that Taylor Swift?
Anyway, have fun in Ass-gard.
Kinda weird..
Odin will not be pleased by you trying to impersonate him.
This is hot.