[EN-EDITED] eMY Bank Robbery For Dummies (2012/2013 Edition)

Day 2,230, 10:14 • Published in Malaysia Malaysia • by Nerzhu1
[English]

*Thank you Khairunnaim Khairuddin and Marcotje for the latest edition of the guide for dummies 🙂

I have discovered the manual eMY CP used to robbed eMY.

Warning, the following manual was written in a "simple" "poor" English.



Here are some step to rob the treasury/national organization in eMalaysia and seriously, no weapons are included in the manual:

Step 1: Secure CP Post
- This allows you to reset National Organization Email and Password with Admins help through tickets,
- Then steal everything inside the Organization account once access is secured.

Step 2: Fake a Peace Proposal to the Enemy
- Bribe the enemy with plenty of gold they can't resist and approve eMY rights to have congress.

Step 3: Hijack/Lie to Fellow Congress Member
- Simply post an order using CP "veto" for the "greater good cause", manipulate congress to donate to the "wrong" "right" Organization account.

Step 4: The Blame Game Level 1
- *Important part: Don't private message anyone to tell you're robbing the national organization account.,
- Retardedly "Unconsciously" post an article claiming the treasury was robbed to the whole world and pretend you have no idea what's going on to prove "innocence of CP",
- Inform the world how incompetent the caretakers of the organization account are (do this after resetting the password in Step 1).

Step 5: The Blame Game Level 2
- Use "you have no prove" cliche,
- Argue with the most retarded "awesome" answer ever with involve someone's parent is a good way,
- And the best way is to "pretend" to forget about it including you own real identity.

Step 6: The Blame Game Level 3
- Blame locals can't use simple English to make argument,
- Use "you weren't there to help" cliche,
- Comment a user avatar is irrelevant to debate because yours are way "cooler" than the rest.

Step 7: Magician's Final Act
- Go for a long trip or blame own PC for malfunctioning during vital hours and don't can't go online for the next few days,
- Continue to blame others for the failure to complete the deal made with other country.
- "Oh look, I was busy with s***" cliche

Step 8: A "Hero's" Welcome
- Act like a "hero" to "save" the day with fake "almost real" evidences and stories to support the claim,
- Blame the local again,
- Bribe "Reward" the local again,
- "Bitch, I'm fabulous" cliche.

There you have it, the basic manual used by eMY current fully-retarded "awesomely fabulous" CP, BDexter (also known as RL Iranian-Arianfar).

*No Malay Edition is available for this manual, yet.