[Derp4USWP] Stability, Activity, Resurgence

Day 2,822, 10:23 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof

All’s quiet on the Workers front, as far as anyone can tell.

In fact, that would likely be an apt description for any outsider of most T5 parties as of late. Little media, little activity, little cause for action. Parties have grown stagnant, with most of their activity happening behind the scenes. People wheel and deal for political office, Speaker of the House, and bargain for congressional seats and votes. In a game with an ever dwindling base, perhaps this is how things simply are.

Yet, the United States Workers Party remains the best party in America due to the people who comprise it. We are filled to the brim with smart, steady and prominent leaders always looking to do their best for America. We are full of diligent workers who will settle for nothing but the best path when it comes to our nation’s future.

This is why I’ve decided to run for Party President. We need to get the message out about what the USWP is and what it stands for. We need more media presence and more member input. We need to advertise the programs we have, and stir up the dormant activity that lies beneath the surface.

As Party President, I’ll be a champion for this party in the media. Our media presence has sorely been lacking as other parties keep battling for position, with one such party dominating and thriving in the media. We should be able to match if not surpass the media output of other parties. However, it won’t just be me. I will engage the body of the party for a new media campaign, looking to boost our party’s visibility and activity. In this way, I hope to get our message out there and aggressively attract old and new players alike.

As Party President, I’ll bring more attention to our internal programs. Since late 2013, we’ve had a program called Fast Forward which replaced the previous program, “Brainz 4 Zombies.” This program generously gave out food and supplies to Workers and Non-workers alike. However, this program was shut down due to a lack of funding, with needy citizens being redirected to the Department of the Interior. I intend to reopen the program and publicize it so that all citizens can continue to be well fed and well supplied.

Perhaps most importantly, I won’t fail at the primary in-game function of the party president.... actually being around to properly set Congress lists and CP Endorsements.

People always complain about how there’s no new blood out there. However, I’m a new fresh face for party leadership. As such, I hope you will give me a chance and elect me as the new leader of this esteemed party.

Thanks for your consideration,