What's a SolDier?

Day 831, 18:16 Published in Australia USA by Serendipitous

A SolDier is the elite fighting squadron that the Sol Alliance is trying to implement. As seen in Liquid Oxygen's article, SolDiers will have the following requirements:

Sigma SolDiers

-18 Strength
-Field Marshal
-Sol Citizenship
-Wear a Funny Avatar


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Marauder SolDiers

-9 Strength
-Captain
-Sol Citizenship
-Wear a Funny Avatar


Uh, guys... this is a paintball team. We don't have real guns.

Jackal SolDiers

-Fail Incredibly
-Be Unable to Deploy
-Sol Citizenship
-Wear a Funny Avatar


Um, guys... we still get to carry guns, right?

What do we get to do!?

A SolDier will likely travel throughout the world, helping garner support in the crusade against Big Brother.


SolDiers are strictly forbidden from these islands (aka Big Brother).

Cool Perks!

As a SolDier, you'll receive high-class equipment like the montage seen below.


What army would be complete without only the most high-end equipment and tactical support?


What fighting force can do without high-end aerial vehicles?

OMG, where do I sign up?

http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dGVaZ0NtTUh1SmJueElmYUNYZU14Mmc6MA


Additionally, you can be outfitted with our BULLETPROOF HUMMERS. Complete with machine-gun!