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"I like physics, but I love cartoons."

-- Stephen Hawking


Jokes

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Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train station so she could go visit her sister who was ill.

Ten minutes later, MY sister arrived by train so that she could help with the house and kids over the weekend while my wife was gone.

On Sundays, this procedure worked in reverse -- with my sister departing by train 10 minutes before my wife arrived.

One evening after my sister left, while I awaited my wife's arrival, a porter sauntered over. "Mister," he said, "you sure have some system going! But one of these days you're goin' to get caught!"

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An old lady entered a drug store and went up to the counter. Behind the soda fountain the young man in a white uniform. "Are you a doctor?" she asked squinting with poor eyesight at the young man.

"Sort of," replied the soda clerk. "Actually I’m a fizzician."

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Wayne was returning home from a business trip, bags in hand, and
slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage.
Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of Wayne, and
the driver pointed menacingly at him. "Get in,” the driver ordered.
"I’ll take you to your car."

Startled, Wayne took a step backward. "Ah ... no thanks," he answered.
"I can get there myself."

"No!" the man barked back as he threw open his passenger side door. "Get in!"

Wayne’s eyes now darted around the garage, hoping to find a security guard.

Just then, the driver’s face softened. "Please," he said, "I’ve been driving up and down for two hours. I can’t find a space to park and I want yours."

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If all our cars were pink, would we have a pink car nation?