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VICTORIA'S SECRETS GIFT

Day 2,812, 03:15 • Published in Netherlands China

• by SKYJACKED

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A man is working in a Victoria's Secrets store, when a brunette walks in.
She asks him how much for the black d*ldo?
He replies $50 for the black one, $50 for the white one.
She leaves without purchasing anything.
A red head walks in and asks him how much for the white d*ldo?
He replies $50 for the white one, $50 for the black one.
she doesn't buy anything.
A blonde enters the store and asks him how much for a d*ldo? He answers $50 for a black one, $50 for a white one.
She asks how much for the plaid one on the shelf behind him?
He says oh thats a very special one, thats $250.
She buys it.
At closing, the manager walks in and asks the man how much he sold.
The man said no d*ldos but i sold your thermos for $250.