Join the new world

Republish of my original article. Your leader advised me that ordinary eAustralian folks need to see the grand scheme in their own media in order to trust them. He also advised me to use more kangaroos in the article. So here you go. Read the plan and fight bravely for new world order! N00bula needs you.

Yesterday, I had a vision. While I was trying to fall asleep, I felt a strange presence nearby me. I opened my eyes and suddenly I saw a vision of ORTHODOXY GOD KANGAROO GOD himself!!

He offered me his guidance and shared his most secret plan with me. The plan, how to make completely new allmighty aliance - N00BULA. It was an enormous and complicated plan, so it is possible, that it won't make sense to peasants like you. But I'll try to explain the main points and you will hopefully get it.

1) Australia sends NE to USA in the next few days.

2) Australia AS and conquers the entire USA with the help of Japanese kamikadze fighters. The American soldiers will be distracted by Japanese anime girls and their... uhm... big...things....
3) Uruguay sends NE to Australia and reconquers all USA Hispanic regions, so that Spanish minority won't get oppressed by their Australian overlords (who are generally cruel towards Spanish people)

4) Montenegro... the name of this country sounds almost like Black Spectra. That means, Montenegro will allow the members of Black Spectra to takeover their nation, thus creating Spectronegro. All native Montenegrians will move to Czech Republic under my supervision and together we will build strong Slavic independent nation in the heart of Europe. All RL Serbians will be allowed to join us as well.

5) Negotiations with Egypt will be started. As a gift, Egypt will get all Nigeria regions, currently held by Uruguay, as well as part of original Australia. On the other hand, Egypt will release all Israeli regions and sign MPP with them. If their leaders will shout ,,HAIL N00BULA“ in their friends feed, we will let them to have one Israeli region for free.

6) We will invite Norway to the N00BULA, because they will be able to bring fun and discussion to the alliance. And maybe even Netherlands, because why the hell not.

As you can see here, the plan is already in motion. And nothing can stop it now. Soon, the N00BULA shall emerge. And the prophecy of Kangaroo God will be fulfilled!