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Tails Runs for President 3: Back in the Sudetenlan😛 The Reckoning: But Not the Revenge: Retribution: A Good Day to Run Har😛 etc.

Contained here is a FAQ on things you might need to know about me running for president. I hope you will find it helpful when choosing between the candidates in this coming election.

FAQ

--Who are you? Kdo jste?
I am your to-be-president, obviously, but I am shy, which is why you have not seen very much of me.


hi

I like sweet desserts and I guess food in general. I also like being in Congress,
but times are tough of course. My signature on Congressional documents is a pawprint because I think it looks cool. Why don't humans sign their documents with their handprint of something? PTO problems solved the end~

--MORE PICTURES Víc Obrazový

That's not a question! That's not probably not the correct declension! But okay.


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What do you plan to do as president?

--try not to die
--try to get a congress
--make lots of friends and allies with mpps ❤
--bailout plato's new housing industry when it bubbles and/or reject classical keynesian theory by that time
(side note: soap bubbles are much prettier)
--make alcohol a basic human right
--make cake a basic human right
--stare into all of your sould with kierkegaardian infinite faith and despair and moaning



--Are you some sort of weird "furry"? Because I think you aren't actually a fox, but a guy behind a computer pretending to be one. Who ever heard of a talking fox anyhow? Also sex. Weirdo.

So I've gotten this question a lot actually. First of all, why have sex when you can have cake? Duh! Also I just provided like a bunch of pictures of myself so CLEARLY...


Your stereotypes can go take a big dump on itself.

--Hey! Where'd all the Czech go in the FAQ?

Hey, foxes can be lazy too! Naps are literally the greatest when they aren't longer than like 30 minutes for me. Hooray polyphasic sleep cycles! That's science.

Still love you Czechs ❤35

--Can I ask you more questions?

Please do, because it's been a long time since I've done a campaign. What is even relevant for me to know anymore I can't handle the politicing helpppppp

Your To-Be-President
-Tails


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