U.N Owen Congress Manifesto
Topher Fair
My mission is to make eUK work for everyone, not just for a privileged few. Building a recovery from inactivity that works for you and your friends, ensuring that the next baby boom is bigger than the last and that the NHS has time to care for those that need it most. Over the last four days I have worked hard to listen and respond to you: the eUKish people. With just hours to go before the next Congress Election I want to give you a sense of what I have heard and how I will seek to turn things around.
People are being told there is a Dictatorship when they aren’t feeling the benefits. They are working hard, but not being rewarded. Newbies fear that they are going to have a worse life than Oldfags. Even those making a decent wage are often still unable to afford to buy a House. MUs worry that the NHS, one of the foundation stones of their inactivity, is under threat. Meanwhile they see a privileged few doing better and better.
These are symptoms of a country that is too unequal. It is a country I am determined to change and that is why I want to be your Congresswoman. Some people say this is too difficult, that it doesn’t matter which party you vote for. Or that eUK not working for hardworking people is just the way things are, especially when there is a treasury robbery to pay off. I don’t agree and the policies outlined here show why. There is a very real choice on offer.
I am proud of my policy programme, my plan for eUK. This isn’t my manifesto, because there is more to come and I want your ideas. But in setting out my priorities for eUK it should give you an idea of just how deep my commitment to change runs. It explains how together we can build our economy on the success of the many, a society based on our shared values and a politics that gives power away instead of dictatorising it.
And it shows that even when there is less money around we can change things with big reform not big spending. Tens of people in this country are resting their hopes for a fairer, more just, more equal Britain on me. We will not let them down. As I finalise my manifesto I want to hear your views about this plan and what else I need to do: http://tinyurl.com/haveyoursaygdoc
I Will (TRY TO):
#1 Raise the Minimum Wage to £56 a day and heavily tax wages to get rid of the exploitative overtime feature.
#2 Freeze Weapon Raw Material prices until 2017 while reforming the broken weapons market.
#3 Cut the MPP budget more fairly by asking those countries over 1,500 power to contribute a little more through an Alliance Tax.
#4 Get at least 20,000 Houses built a year by 2020 and deliver a fairer deal for Q1 buyers.
#5 Scrap all House Raw Material Taxes.
#6 Require all Government Ministries to offer apprenticeships.
#7 Repeal Appleby’s plans to continue competition and privatisation in the NHS.
#8 Ensure the NHS has time to care with 8 more article writers and 20 more donators, funded by a VAT Tax on Houses.
#9 Control immigration so that the Parties are protected from PTO and wages are not undercut.
#10 Devolve power to the Country President and Congress.
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Comments
People still write these? Nice work
When did you have a sex change? Congratulations I guess...
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fuck off goku
Who is that?
You don't seem like a very nice person.
Hello though.
I'm not. Go be a nonce elsewhere you sociopath
Well everyone can see what we have both posted so your nasty comments are only hurting you.
interesting hypothesis
I like how all 10 of your points are completely impossible for one guy to do.
Do you get it?
...maybe?
Wait... I am Getting the right Carter?
Helena Bonham Carter is just the worst.
Guys, I'm getting worried. Time for Goku to be sectioned?
Oh hai Goku. It's been a while.
he's trying to make us vote for dictatorship
A FAIRER DEAL FOR Q1 HOUSES? WAKE UP.
House owners are getting squeezed as it is.
don't worry, it's just goku attention seeking. He'll be inactive again in a couple of weeks
Oh thank god. I don't think I can take top 5 idiocy on a regular basis.
lolwat
I should really clear my cookies as I'm still seeing Goku's avatar in the comments.
eh, what evil plans for the NHS? aint been involved for over a year in that shizzle
Apparently the NHS has closed up shop and are thinking of spending the donations they have received on a revoultion.
o7