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When Catherine M. Butler, 26, was pulled over in Gates, N.Y., she was apparently on her way home from a costume party — she was made up as a zombie. Officers pulled her over for driving without headlights at 2:00 a.m., and ended up charging her with drunk driving. After booking, she was released to a sober friend, but “Somehow, she ended up back in her car,” says police spokesman Lt. Jon Ballard. That came to police attention at a little before 5:00 a.m., when Butler was pulled over again for swerving in and out of her lane as she drove. Butler, who was still dressed as a zombie, was again arrested and charged with drunk driving. She also has two prior drunk driving convictions.

-- Rochester Democrat & Chronicle


Jokes

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When a man and his wife discovered they were going to be parents, they decided on natural childbirth. They attended classes regularly, did all the prescribed exercises faithfully, and read everything they could on the subject. The due date arrived, but the baby didn't. Three weeks later they were still waiting, and the doctor suggested inducing labor.

"That figures!" the man moaned. "After all this, it's gonna have to be jump-started!"

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A man traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He got himself a drink, took a seat at the end of the bar and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.

After he blew about a dozen into the air, an American Indian walked over to him. "Interesting theory," he said, "but I think your logic is flawed."

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I was robbing this CD store with some of my friends when the cops turned up. Dave grabbed all the pop CD's and ran off. Steve grabbed the rock CD's and also ran off. Dan grabbed the Jazz and followed suit. I was forced to take the rap.

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You only have one childhood. It may as well last your entire life.