TRS - Your ONLY alternative

Day 1,984, 04:17 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Baldrick1


I don't know if you've noticed, but the eUK is in turmoil. Its total bloody anarchy.

That's right, I'm talking about the inter-party bickering. Its ruddy exhausting, but what can you do about it? Fortunately the lab-coats at TRS have been working tirelessly, and have come up with a cunning plan.


Several Spamican scientists work tirelessly on reanimating the dead perfectly legal experiments

Join the The Real Spamicans!



Unlike other parties:

-We DON'T point fingers, especially not at UKRP who point fingers all the time
-We DON'T spread rumors, despite the fact we know for certain that TUP is a total slut
-We DON'T name call, unlike those fat slags at New Era
-We DON'T accept bribes, or look to buy votes or members*
-We DO be honest 100% of the time we spend being honest



Think it sounds to good to be true? Then how about some facts.

The eUK has NEVER been wiped when the TRS has been in power.
The eUK has NEVER lost a war when the TRS has been in power.
The eUK population has NEVER declined when the TRS has been in power.

Those stats are irrefutable, and anyone who chooses to refute them I'll ruddy refute right back.

For the ONLY alternative party called The Real Spamicans, join The Real Spamicans today!



*will PM you a picture of my genitals if you join us