Top 10 Questions this Presidential Election

Day 834, 11:10 • Published in Ireland United Kingdom • by moomoohead

1. Will solarise change there mind on who to support again before the election, Mr Larsen, Rollo, Niall, Dub, who is next Homer Simpson?

2. Judging by the Manifestos wrote, would a VP debate between Patton and Snake be more interesting this month then a Presidential Debate?

3. Does the win last weekend of Irish rugby team over England give Munster Tom the confidence to invade the North if he is president?

4. Will Patton and Nith push the government for an old age pension if elected?

5. How close of friends are Niall and Dub. (See scary picture)?

6. Who is going to fill digits shoes this month, write a lot of negative comments trashing most of the canadits manifestos, everyone is being too nice?

7. Will Dub go to the dark side again this election and come out with negative adverts and mud slinging articles if he does bad, and who will the ISD vote for at end of night if he is in 3rd place?

8. Where is Nihs Hammer article, I was looking forward to it this month, don’t we need to insult more people and run them out of the country, or is by not doing it his clever plan to achieve 8% population growth?

9. Niall as CP and Dub as VP only got 15% of the votes 3 months ago, will changing positions with Dub on top and Niall on bottom now gain 69% of the vote ?

10. Why did no canadite seek advice from Edna and put as a goal taking Northern Ireland this month, don’t any of them want to get elected?