Time To Whine

Day 2,245, 20:18 • Published in Canada Canada • by Walter H. White

I've been away for over a year.

Wow.

It's been over a year.

Breaking Bad ended, so my gimmick is theoretically dead...

And yet, like Lazarus, I rise from my grave (without the help of Jesus, tho, IN YO FACE LAZARUS) to troll you once again.

So now, I look upon the Canadian landscape, and I can gladly say that nothing ever changes in this place.

Nothing.

Ever.

And so, this is me, Adasko, the man of many names and faces, giving you my analysis of eCanada. Step by step. Let's start with the politicians:

Rolo is Speaker and now you're whining about him being a lazy son of a bitch?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Classic Rolo.

I love you Rolo.

I don't even know who the President is. Frankly, I'm kinda shocked that it's not Jacobi. Every time I came back earlier it was Jacobi. Seriously.

Every effing time.

I see Utat has a ministerial position, I'd always liked Utat. He's an honest, hard-working guy, unlike most of you freeloading assholes.

Now, for the parties.

The CPF is still alive? And the MDP? Wow, how nice to see that these remnants of the past have survived for the umpteenth time! So strong. So wonderful. Impressive. I was a member of both of these parties, and I am quite proud. With one caveat.

Fun fact:

I created the MDP as a party that was supposed to be controlled by three people, and three people only. Rylde, Powerown64 and myself. And since Rylde was on his period or something, and powerown's mom decided that he doesn't deserve to have a computer, the chain of power has been broken. However, for old times sake, I'm running for PP of the MDP. As the MDP is my right. I am the one of the three dictators. This is my birthright. Or something.

Also, nice to see Connor MacLeod is around. I remember his name. I like when I remember someone's name.

Also, the CPF sucks, always has, always will. It's like the anti-Bret Hart. Worst there is, worst there was, worst there ever will be. Or something.

Either way, know this. This country is screwed. Most of the good players ran off to actually have a life and now you're stuck in a no-fun zone where you bitch and you moan without a solution in sight. Whatever happened to close elections? Whatever happened to fun times on IRC? Now we're left with a sad and barren landscape of a once active and prosperous nation.

I'm just kidding, we'd always sucked. Except for Plugson. Plugson was the best. RIP Plugson, may your account become active once more some day. Although this stupid community would probably find his amazing articles to be pieces of wonderful TL😃R-ness.

These are sad, sad times we live in. And I feel like a grandfather watching his grandchildren grow into annoying brats.

Or something.

I don't know, I probably have dementia either way.

Cheers,
Grandpa Adasko