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TIME CHECK

Day 2,681, 08:04 • Published in Netherlands China

• by SKYJACKED

♭♬♪♫♫♪♫♫ Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through The Grapevine ♪♫♫♬♪♫♪♫♫

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours."
The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About three hours."
The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."
The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey. Bill, follow that guy and see what he does.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."

A little while later.
Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, what did he do when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your wife!"

Grtz & Enjoy , hope the article gave you a smile 😃

PLEASE VOTE / SUBSCRIBE / SHARE / SHOUT / ENDORSE ,THKZZZzz FOR HELPING OUT

Comments

MrChow Day 2,681, 08:12

totMarius Day 2,681, 17:17

http://www.erepublik.com/ro/article/misiunea-endorse--2509238/1/20

endorse

Willem The Conqueror Day 2,681, 08:46

Nastoor Day 2,681, 09:50

horrible article, why do u even have a newspaper?

SKYJACKED Day 2,681, 10:04

it's not your kind of paper , but the funny thing is that you keep returning to leave some worthless comments.
Like i said before , if you don't like it good go elsewhere .
I'm not here to entertain you am i ???

So if you don't have anything nice to say , plse refrain from commenting 😉

Thks & have a nice day

Fhaemita The Apostate Day 2,681, 10:08

It's just spamming the media and keeping legitimate good articles out of the top 5

SKYJACKED Day 2,681, 10:18

that's is your perception and opinion and that is fine....... i don't buy votes , so if they make the top 5 some people must like em ......

KingSlayer II Day 2,681, 10:23

hahahhahaha

J.Canuck Day 2,681, 11:55

Keep them coming! Always good for a chuckle. One of the few newspapers I read regularly.

SKYJACKED Day 2,681, 11:59

thks , as you can see in the comments above not all agree with you
Not that i'll lose sleep over that 🙂

J.Canuck Day 2,681, 12:04

Your articles should be considered a public service - its a perfect test for a sense of humour - I'd never trust or vote for someone who has no sense of humour

SKYJACKED Day 2,681, 12:11

I'm just running a tabloid , main reason is to spread some smiles around.
There are enough serious or to serious newspapers around IMO , the game to me is about having fun and meeting new friends from all over.
Not running a country or telling others how they should be playing the game like a gestapo officer on watch.....
But hey everyone has their thing that makes him/her happy , so who am i to judge or tell others what they should be doing 🙂

Deo Vindice Day 2,681, 12:34

Always good
One of the few newspapers I read regularly.
Your articles should be considered a public service - its a perfect test for a sense of humour - I'd never trust or vote for someone who has no sense of humour