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I've again received another transcript from a level one citizen of Egypt from what I'll call the Waffle Liberation Front. They have again kidnapped a member of the government. Here it goes:

21:43:05: toast shares a cigarette to his comrades while he waits
21:44:20: thanks
21:44:25: we'll make him one of our own
21:44:34: he replied
21:45:47: he's here
Stpucca enters the van.
21:45:51: bacon drive!!!!
21:45:58: we've got it!!!
21:46:00: Waffle ties stpucca hands
21:46:07: Lets go
21:46:13: go go go
21:46:16: syrup you drive
21:46:16: Gosh!
21:46:21: bacon must be asleep
21:46:29: Syrup pushes Bacon aside and take the wheel
21:46:34: stpucca
21:46:40: you are now our hostage
21:46:48: and you will do exactly what we say or else
21:46:50: ......
21:46:51: how to change nick and in same time not change nick uin other channels?
21:46:52: Syrup starts the engines furiously and get in narrow streets
21:47:13: shut up
21:47:14: hurry up syrup cops are coming!!!
21:47:17: here we do the questions
21:47:18: *shouts* no cops ahead, we're clear
21:47:22: good
21:47:23: fuck told you to wake me up
21:47:36: Syrup takes a dangerous turn to the left
21:47:41: I'll update the hostage
21:47:46: bacon toast
21:47:49: god damn youll kill him
21:47:57: you take care of him when we get to HQ
21:47:59: *shout* We're there! Get out!
21:48:06: gogogo
21:48:09: #_________
21:48:20: toast pushes Stpucca into #_________
21:48:21: Waffle drags stpucca into #_________
21:48:24: i have feeling i will end up in article
21:48:29: Syrup leaves the van for #_________
21:48:32: if you survive
21:48:37: now shut the fuck up
21:48:45: get in there stpucca!!!
21:48:49: just dont feed me bacon
21:48:54: you don't wanna get on our bad side
21:49:08: or oh wait... what if i eat u all?
21:49:09: hmmm
21:49:18: you cant eat us we are strong
21:49:28: get in there or we'll pour Syrup on you
21:49:33: * puts some syrup on a waffle and bites
21:49:40: Waffle pushes stpucca to the ground
21:49:43: ABORT ABORT
21:49:52: Waffle screams"Get the fuck into HQ"
21:50:08: * puts some syrop on toast and devours them both
21:50:20: I'm over everyone!
21:5😇1: Syrup leaves the van in fear

In the HQ

21:5😇5: *burps... that syrup waffle was good
21:5😇7: right Syrup
21:50:41: get him in that chair
21:50:47: someone get his mouth
21:50:50: we shall commence the initiation soon
21:50:54: Syrup pushes stpucca on a small wooden chair
21:50:55: hmmmm... hmmm
21:50:57: mmhmhm
21:50:58: bacon straps his mouth with tape
21:51:05: oh damn... too early
21:51:07: bacon
21:51:18: rip it off when we want an answer
21:51:31: ok I brought a lot o tape
21:51:37: stpucca
21:51:42: our demands our simple
21:51:48: you are in MoD yes?
21:52:00: answer
21:52:01: now!!!
21:52:06: bacon takes the tape off
21:52:09: sorry
21:52:15: yes
21:52:18: guild
21:52:23: lol... guilty
21:52:23: right
21:52:25: bacon tape back on
21:52:30: we want
21:52:35: sorry
21:52:36: we demand
21:52:43: 2,000,000 Q7 tanks
21:52:49: for the waffle revolution
21:52:54: pay up or ......
21:53:01: or else*
21:53:06: hmmhmhmmh
21:53:07: hmhm
21:53:07: hmhm
21:53:14: you've to understand that you have gun on your neck...
21:53:28: bacon tape OFF
21:53:29: Wait, guns are so easy
21:53:36: Get a knife insted
21:53:49: Waffle hands knife to syrup
21:53:52: only if i get another bite on syrup waffle
21:54:02: here we do demands
21:54:03: not you
21:54:04: this is not negotiable!!!!
21:54:11: pay up
21:54:16: or ELSE.....
21:54:22: ..
21:54:29: better get co-operative
21:54:29: What do you cherish the most, your thumb or your pinky?
21:54:35: well i am not going to pay.. but i am corruptable... syrup waffle or no tanks
21:54:57: get him syrup
21:55:08: pinky first
21:55:16: should let him know we mean business
21:55:22: Syrup press the knife against his pinky, not enough to cut it but enough to make it bleed.
21:55:35: ah yess
21:55:47: Tanks or pinky goes off
21:55:52: completely
21:56:05: HOLD!
21:56:09: fuck
21:56:28: Syrup runs out, leaving the knife on spot
21:56:35: I SAID HOLD!
21:56:38: o fuck
21:56:41: fuuuck
21:56:43: You are all under arrest!
21:56:44: what the
21:56:49: get out
21:56:52: NOW
21:56:53: Waffle picks up hand guna nd holds stpucca hostage
21:56:59: No waait!!!
21:57:04: Cowards!!!
21:57:06: Drop the gun.
21:57:10: come on get out
21:57:10: move anymore and he gets it
21:57:17: never
21:57:36: Wait, drop the gun
21:57:44: Don't make me shoot you.
21:57:44: Sorry I freaked out
21:57:54: if you shott me he dies
21:58:01: stpucca give us the tanks
21:58:05: and no one gets hurt
21:58:06: GET OUT GUYS, REINFORCEMENTS ON THE WAY!
21:58:10: we let you go
21:58:13: nooo
21:58:16: we got a hostage situation
21:58:19: NOW STPUCCA NOW!!!!!
21:58:19: take Stpucca
21:58:20: cops shoots in the air.
21:58:24: don't let him go
21:58:32: dont do it!
21:58:33: Waffle shoots at stpuccas feet as a warning
21:58:45: Drop your gun fatty!
21:58:52: bacon to cops , get to the wall
21:58:57: we will hurt him
21:59:15: bacon aims a gun at cops
21:59:19: Wait..
21:59:20: stpucca
21:59:24: GET OVER THERE
21:59:27: LAST WARNING
21:59:27: give us the weapons!!!!!!!!
21:59:30: Shoot him!
21:59:36: Dont do it!
21:59:41: we need all alive
21:59:43: the weapons, come on!!
21:59:49: Drop your weapons!
21:59:54: never!
21:59:55: shut the fuck up
22:00:08: the WLF won't give up1
22:00:09: is stpucca dead?
22:00:22: someone take the tape off his mouth
22:00:25: check his pulse
22:0😇3: I cant
22:0😇7: im holding a freakin gun
22:0😇9: syrup
22:00:41: he's
22:00:42: get the tape
22:00:44: he's alive
22:01:01: Shoot him gosh!
22:01:06: Reinforcements on the way
22:01:19: stpucca you 10 seconds
22:01:21: 9
22:01:23: 8
22:01:27: 7
22:01:29: 6
22:01:31: 5
22:01:34: 4
22:01:37: 3
22:01:37: cops reinforcements enter
22:01:38: 2
22:01:41: 😮
22:01:41: 1
22:01:47: Hold your weapons!
22:01:54: shoot!
22:01:58: shoot the bastard
22:02:01: Waffle presses gun to stpucca's head
22:02:03: cops open fire over the Waffle-ers head
22:02:09: fuckkkk
22:02:13: Waffle falls to the ground
22:02:16: bacon fires at cops
22:02:17: shit run!!!
22:02:19: get out
22:02:20: I'll cover you
22:02:23: GET OUT!
22:02:24: oh no
22:02:28: Waffle crawls to exit
22:02:33: Syrup leaves the HQ
22:02:36: toast help him
22:02:44: bacon under fire
22:02:45: we won't leave you here
22:02:48: get out
22:03:00: go!!!
22:03:08: toast leaves the HQ
22:03:09: aargh
22:03:09: Waffle narrowly avoids cops bullets
22:03:15: I got shot
22:03:17: waffle
22:03:19: go out
22:03:20: "The two remaining cops stop shooting
22:03:32: bacon crawls to waffle
22:03:37: we can make it
22:03:40: come on
22:03:41: bacon shoots back
22:03:45: Waffle opens back door
22:03:50: go
22:03:54: bacon shoots
22:03:56: Waffle limps away
22:04:10: This might be your day
22:04:16: but WFL will win
22:04:18: cops moves forward, protecting Stpucca from the Waffle-ers
22:04:21: bacon leaves
22:04:45: Are you alright sir?
22:06:00: make room
22:06:10: Alright
22:06:14: cops moves aside
22:06:26: come on
22:06:28: you can make it
22:06:35: help me
22:06:39: get him to the vehicle
22:06:44: NOW
22:06:46: Alright
22:07:03: cops holds Stpucca and carry him to the vehicule
22:07:04: oxygen mask on
22:07:21: k he will make it
22:07:28: hold his head
22:07:34: get the blood running
22:07:54: he 'll go to the surgery
22:07:55: I'm doing my best man, I'm not a medic
22:08:00: but I am
22:08:05: and listen to me when I speak
22:08:10: just hold his head
22:08:13: cops gets him in the vehicle and stands aside.
22:08:14: and it will be alright
22:08:21: fucking idiots
22:08:31: alright
22:08:36: to the hospital now
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Should we be worried by this group? Who shall be their next victim?

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-waffle-manifesto-2095312/1/20

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/soon-to-be-country-president-captured-on-election-day--2097179/1/20