The Switzerland Scoop #9
Penguin4512
The eMoldovans wanna know if we can be buddies with them. Check it out.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/friendship-commitment-an-official-proposal-of-the-foreign-office-moldova-swit-1157154/1/20
Well, I was interested, so I did some research on Moldovan ice cream (you can always judge a country by its ice cream).
This is what I got.
AAAAAARGH!
I'll leave you to make your own decisions. On to the next subject, Searching for Switzerland!
Searching for Switzerlan
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Yesterday, I took a poll. Random people of different nationalities were asked to mark where they though Switzerland was on a map. Here are the results:
Close one...
Almost...
Umm... no, that's China.
Now that's just insulting!
YEAH! YOU GOT IT!
As you can see, approximately one person out of five can identify Switzerland on a map. Compared to the amount of people who can identify Sweden on a map, I can say we're pretty well off.
Interview with Eleriel:
I was bored one day, so I called up my buddy Eleriel and asked if I could interview him. Immediately recognizing me as the famous reporter Penguin4512, he was more than delighted to.
I will now recount the interview. I asked him about political parties in Switzerland, and what they all are. (Note: I took the liberty of correcting several grammar mistake, using the [] to show where I had replaced something. In example, original sentence: "ice cream is disgusting", corrected sentence: "ice cream is [delicious]"
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Penguin4512: Yo yo yo Eleriel, dawg, wassup. Hey, can you explain some political Switzerland stuff to me?
Eleriel: Sure.
Penguin4512: What happened to those Shaolin blighters? Happy Nuke Year is gone!
Eleriel: They don't actually need a party to run. and so they decided to go the sneaky way and infiltrate themselves everywhere. Luckily [because Swiss people love ice cream] it was taken back by the people who had it before it was the Shaolin party.
Penguin4512: What are the Swiss Elite Party and Majestic 12, dude? Are they bad guys or good guys?
Eleriel: They were political parties TO'd by the Shaolins. They were recently taken back by their rightful owner [and ice cream]. I'd say they are the good guys [because they have ice cream].
Penguin4512: Is Clifford Burns really a (gasp) QUISLING?
Eleriel: [bla bla bla, yup he is]
Penguin4512: Do you like ice cream?
Eleriel: [WOAH, DUDE! I LOVE ICE CREAM, IT'S LIKE RADICAL! LET'S HAVE AN ICE CREAM PARTY!!!]
Penguin4512: GOOD IDEA!
(ice cream party, everybody is invited)
Remember to vote me for a Congress! Have a wonderful eLife!
Comments
If I get into Congress, I'll buy ice cream for EVERYONE!
lulz, good one 😛
Party time!
you have my vote, my sub and my laugh 😁
Good luck finding it! Are you going to fix that ice cream is not on the market?
Absolutely. If admin doesn't fix that bug, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him to Mongolia.
Oh Mongolia is the very beautiful country.
It's a country?!?
Penguin you are so interesting person. It will be great mistake if you'll not be at the congress. 🙂
Lol, Mongolia is a Chinese region...
Vote Clifford Burns for Congress