The Switzerland Scoop #5

Day 788, 18:26 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Penguin4512

Yes, it's true! After horrible, terrible days of mind-numbing boredom, the moment you have all been waiting for has arrived!

I'M BACK, BABY!

But first, for some anti-Shaolin propaganda.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGES WERE COMPILED BY AN EPILEPTIC!!!










Don't worry, Russians. You get free ice cream on your way out.


Hardy har har. That was fun. Now that any Shaolins have stopped reading this, I can post top secret Switzerland info!

First order of business, weiner dogs.


Weiner dogs are a serious threat to the safety and security of this nation. If you see a weiner dog, please report him/her to the authorities. Do not approach a weiner dog. Do not feed a weiner dog. They are extremely dangerous and must only be dealt with by professionals.

Second order of business, swiss cheese.




As you can see from the pictures, cheese is extremely hazardous.

I hope you have enjoyed the article. To conclude the article, I'm going to include a SPECIAL REPORT about recent eSwitzerland politics!


And that's concludes my special report. Have a WONDERFUL eLife!