The Switzerland Scoop #3

Day 783, 15:38 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Penguin4512
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Har har. Well, time to see what's goin' on. Lots of new stuff happening. First, our surge of immigrants. Welcome, one and all! Yeah, I know Switzerland isn't the best place for jobs. Admin hasn't added a chocolate-making or watch-making industry, so we're kind of pitiful in that respect.

More proposed taxes! The house taxes look like they will be totally lowered (17 to 15 currently), which is could because I just love the idea of importing real estate. Oh, and someone offered to change the citizen fee to 10 CHF. Ha! As if Switzerland could afford it!


And for my last article, there's this guy called Errauko who's starting to scare me. Just look at him.


Oops, wrong picture.


Yeah. He really scares me.