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The Switzerland Scoop #13

Day 808, 14:24 • Published in Switzerland USA

• by Penguin4512

I have returned!
And judging by the state of this country, I should have never left. Come on, I know you guys are useless without me, but Ilestis is being beaten by a lemur. From Russia.

Well, you know what, Shaolins? I don't care how much you can move it or groove it, Swiss people can move it better than you can!

A high standard, I know. To prove that Swiss people really can move it, I did a little background research...

Erm.... well, on to the next subject! EDEN is chopping of the Brits north of here! It might get exciting, so get out your sunglasses.

Oooh... ahhh....

So long, and remember to vote for ILESTIS! A vote for Ilestis is a vote for Switzerland! A vote for Switzerland is a vote for Penguin. And a vote for Penguin is a vote for Ice Cream. So vote Ice Cream! Hoorah!