The Switzerland Scoop #11
Penguin4512
Hey... guys...
I know your expecting Penguin4512, but he's not here right now. I'm Schmenguin, his older brother. I'm writing this article today cuz, well... my brother's a sissy.
He stayed up really late last night, until like midnight, at which point he suddenly burst out into tears and ran up to his room.
Look, I know you guys, like, worship him, but to be honest, Penguin's a loser. That's really all I can say. Do you know what he does in his spare time?
So, taking a look around Switzerland, there are already some major problems. First of all, you guys have a region called Deutschschweiz.
Second of all, half your country is owned by Ruskies.
And last, but certainly not least, your country has way too little ice cream.
Goodbye, and
Comments
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>Second of all, half your country is owned by Ruskies.
DAMN ! WHERE DID YOU GET MY PICTURE ????
Wasn't hard. All I had to search was "big fat and slimy" and that was the first thing that came up 😃. Just messin with you dude.