THE SUCCESS OF THE GERMAN RESISTANCE(AND MY REPONSE TO THE BANANA ALLANCE)

Day 3,103, 05:58 • Published in Germany Germany • by OttoderVolksstimme

The resistance fighters have been liberateing region after region the only problem is that the invaders keep attacking soon after the regions are liberated. I can not offer a way to aviod that except to keep attacking to tire and distract the foe from the German homeland. Now for the Banana allance, this is what they said to me.

As the current leader of Banana Alliance, I want you to know that your dissatisfaction is deeply saddening our HQ. We are severely shocked by your view of Banana Alliance as an "utter joke" as well as a "terrabile excuse of an alliance", because we have checked the issue and found nothing wrong.

Albeit it might seem differently to people who are not as heavily involved, Banana Alliance is working quite hard in order to satisfy its custo ... er, countries and their populations. Not only are we responding to complaints such as the one you have brought forward, we even managed to put up an appropriate alliance logo not even one month ago.

Moreover, Banana Alliance can be found at the seventh rank - out of 23! - in the alliance ranking. In other words, Banana Alliance takes a higher spot than 16 other alliances.

I hope I have managed to convince you that Banana Alliance is not as bad as you thought it was; if you have any issues, please let us know. I am looking forward to helping you.

Regards
The Banana Alliance team I will reply by saying if they were more fousced on the German state and making allys than less on the horrid jokes on the main screen. Be more professional.

til next time auf Wiedersehen