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The Recipe to Victory

Day 1,043, 16:20 • Published in United Kingdom Ireland

• by Sean Power

Greetings citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and ... the Isle of Man and stuff.

I’ve braced the stench of BO emanating from an overcrowded “Fortress London” to gift you with the secret to previous Irish military successes. I can now reveal to you that we had an informer leaking us precisely what we needed to beat eUK and six of it’s “allies”.

Mr. Woldy very publicly provided us with whiskey prior to the last battle in Northern Ireland, supposedly in an effort to hamper our military performance.

No-one ever suspected the coffee sachets and whipped cream cleverly photoshopped out of the image he displayed. Were it not for Mr. Woldys’ ingenuity I fear the Gaelic lads may not have made it through the night of fighting to reunite the island of eIreland.