The Penguin has Fallen

Day 2,339, 18:14 Published in Canada USA by Chrisanben

Today (or whatever days before that), is a sad day for the entertainment news of eCanada, for an old friend/known individual has fallen dead in the hands of the great eRepublik timer.

I of course mean Lord Penguin, the press penguin, made famous by such eloquent monologues and comics such as:


He was a penguin of stature, rising to being a member of congress a few times, and while his candidacy for presidency never gained enough traction, he was a killer with the masses and his comics. (To the point he held them hostage)

Today I've come out of 2-clicking silence to remember the legacy that a penguin had on eRepublik of today... *a moment of silence* Wait what year is it? 2014? Ah. I guess then all the people that cared for him are kinda dead too. Well...

In any case, he was a penguin of great stature and was loved by... (Are you serious? No, I'm not reading this.) *Distant penguin Screeching is heard* What? No! If you wanna say this tell them yourself, I'm not your manservant. *sounds of a fight breaks out*

*awkward silence*

Ahem... Long live the memories of our fallen brothers.



o7