The Official Hail Astrid Congress List

Day 3,048, 02:37 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Hail Astrid


Welcome to the first official HA Congress List.

This newspaper backs the following candidates for Congress:

TUP list:

Madz (in charge of creating congress-based fanfiction)

MS10EL (in charge of supplying congress with the best porn subreddits, congress-based or no)

jamesw (in charge of shouldering congress-related blame)

Harry Dalton (for coming back to life after being banned for multis???)

UKRP list:

sambo223 (in charge of ensuring congress is japan/10, and defence n stuff)

fata (in charge of hacking neopets n generally raising public morale by existing)

rtb (in charge of congress leakz n gunblood contests)

dave (must be included in same PM and/or committee as Popovic)

roach (in charge of the TV remote)

Adz aka Boatface (in charge of legisturbation and/or coming up with funny names)

apples (in charge of bananas)

wook (certified luckiest member of the eUK, can't beat dat)

me (certified on the spectrum)

butjam (in charge of producing screenshots with tons of money to scare our enemies)

kj (bcuz it sounds like the lube)

massacar (world champion skateboarder)

garh l (in charge of making a god save the queen soundcloud cover which we will play everytime we open the congress message)

frix (normie)

gali (meme god)

GG (impressive twerking ability)

BP list:

FightAndProduce

UKPP list:

Neil Lewis (must be in same congress PM as ad's), lord ma, tangbod

ESO list: dannydan,cc, vm, cherry, popz, sjs, scargar, jiminyc,

WRP list: huey, amd damn i crossed amd out heartless

Spamicans:

Horice

Party leaders should take this advice when building their lists.

God save Popovic!


wiped like this man's hands