The Fat Bastard: Week of Day 1721

Day 1,724, 20:46 • Published in USA Republic of China (Taiwan) • by Lord Dark Helmet


It's PP election season! Any Party Member who wishes to run should declare on the forums. A PP Debate may be held, depending on interest and number of candidates running. Per the party manifesto, the PP Primary will take place from the 11th to the 13th on the forums. All party members are eligible to vote.

Bastards are all asked to read the Bastard Blood Pact, a re-affirmation of the Bastard belief that every member has voice--be it in agreement or dissent--and that every voice is important and deserves to be heard. We may have internal disagreements, but the ability to have them is what defines us as Bastards, and one that hopefully will continue to occur through the end of days (approximately December 20th if you believe the Mayans).

The party would also like to congratulate Joseph Dinero on being appointed to VP of the eUS! JD is our party's founder and we are confident will put forth the Bastard ideals of Honesty, Integrity, and Transparency during his time in office.

The Bastards keep growing in number. Join us and see why the Bastards have the BoLs to do it better.
The Bastards have 2 members in Congress.

Lord Dark Helmet, representing the state of Arkansas.

Thedillpickl, representing the state of Wisconsin.

You can find the full records of what we are working on in Congress and how we have voted here.

Of note: both BoL Congressmen were found to DENY bribes for citizenship in a recent study by Rough Rider, the only party with 100% denial. We don't just talk about Honesty and Integrity, we act on it too.

Please continue to donate gold to help future infrastructure improvements. You can donate by sending gold to Deriachai.

The SoL is always looking for new members. To join the commune or for general questions, contact Deriachai.

Some hot topics around the forums:
--The Recruiting Drive is in full blast. Get out there, recruit, and win prizes from a total pool of over 25K USD! (AKA a ton of money...a really huge ton of money...you know what you can do with that money? Buy tons of gold/q4 RM companies/weapons/food/move around the world like crazy...get out there and recruit!)
--Discuss the Direct Democracy that the POTUS has instituted.
--Bastards can be vain, too.
--We are also fans of goats.
--Discussion on a new Mentor Program.

SATURDAY - MONDAY: PP Primary on the forums.

WEDNESDAY: PP in-game election. ALL BASTARDS ARE ASKED TO VOTE FOR THE WINNER OF THE PP PRIMARY.

To get your articles listed here, make sure you respond in this thread on the forum. Please vote and subscribe!

The Arizona Republic: Reported for being nice

Per Diem Pinup: Whip my hair

Government News:
--New Government and my own position
--Gloves opposition, please read this (and supporters, too I suppose)
--Economic Rise Predicted by trusted source! THIS ONE DERI
--+51° 31' 2.55", +81° 11' 14.75"

Pickle Barrel: The Beginnings Of A Traitor

A clear winner from last week.



I know what you're saying..."How did a female with no gimmicks win the vote!" We don't know either, but I suppose us Bastards like to be unpredictable like that. Be part of the exercise for democracy. Submit your nominations here! And remember to cast your vote at the end of the week!