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The extreme relevance of non relevant stuff

Day 2,615, 15:00 • Published in Switzerland Slovenia

• by Doplerine

I say, we should change the ideology of our country, and become extremely communist. Then, our flag will become actually relevant. We can even add some farming tools (to the flag) just for the sake of it!

Then, we need a leader. However, that leader needs an awsome moustache. Now, do we know any famous swiss people with moustaches? Hitler was Austrian... That's close enough, right?

And now, finally, we need a national anthem. My idea, would be having 50 drunk guys eat cheese, chocolate and drink milk for a whole week, and then record them when they're having a conversation.

If we all colaborate, and make an extremely communist country, led By Hitler, whose national anthem is 50 mummbling drunk guys, we may become relevant again.