The Anti-Kiwi Society (All In Good Fun)

Day 1,354, 21:12 • Published in Australia Netherlands • by lancer450

Greetings fellow Aussies,

I was bored and decided to whip up this article in a few short minutes just for the heck of it… So let’s get to it.


To start off, Kiwis suck! We would like them more if they swallowed though. (Too cheeky?)

Anyways , I recently came across this article written by Don KronoX and as you can see the New Zerbians have taken this way too far! They have had their fun and now it is time to have ours.

That is why I am proposing the creation of the Anti-Kiwi Society! The name and function of this illustrious group is sort of an oxymoron. Despite being starkly opposed to anything Kiwi related our goal is actually to help reform these excuses for human beings.

I believe the first step towards reaching that goal is to completely wipe them off of the map!

“Kill the Kiwis!”

The next step would be to lock up all of their so-called “politicians” or overlords for the crimes they have committed against humanity.

“Typical New Zerbian politician.”

The third is… well I haven’t got that far but that will do for now. 😉

Well, who is with me?!?!? Let’s go kick some Kiwi a**!

Kind regards,