Support the 69th Royal Canadian Snipers - Rebellion today, freedom tomorrow
Day 5,652, 11:56
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by Foxfire
My fellow citizens,
It is with great sadness that I must address you today regarding the recent rebellion of a patriotic group known as the 69th Royal Canadian Snipers against the corrupt and elitist political party known as the CPF. As a nation founded on the principles of democracy and freedom, it pains me deeply to see our citizens taking up arms against their own government. However, when that government becomes so corrupt and self-serving that it betrays the trust of its people, then rebellion becomes not only justified but necessary.
The CPF, for too long, has been stealing the hard-earned tax money of our citizens to line their own pockets and those of their wealthy allies. They have grown fat and comfortable while the people of Canada struggle to grow their accounts. The 69th Royal Canadian Snipers, a group of brave and dedicated citizens, have taken up arms against this injustice and are fighting to restore our nation to its rightful place as a beacon of freedom and justice.
These rebels are not criminals or traitors. On the contrary, they are patriots who have been driven to take drastic measures to protect the welfare of their fellow Canadians. They have put their accounts on the line for their countrymen, and I urge all of you to support them in their fight against the corrupt and self-serving CPF.
As a nation, we must stand together to ensure that justice is done. The CPF must be held accountable for their crimes against the people of Canada, and their ill-gotten gains must be returned to the rightful owners. We must also work to rebuild our government from the ground up, to ensure that such corruption never takes root again.
I implore all of you to support the 69th Royal Canadian Snipers in their fight for justice and freedom. Together, we can overcome the tyranny of the CPF and build a better, more just Canada for all of our citizens.
Yours in service,
Foxfire
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First! Snipped!
Sorry I support the Royal 420th Slacker division. Under General Specific.
Also a regiment of notable character and prestige.
Yarrrr this be a great article of importance to all. We must protect all the booty and buried treasure.
Everyday we shoot down govt supporters in protest to the theft of the nations money.
Maybe you could, you know, run a candidate in a freaking CP election so the people could vote for you.
Oh, that's right - you're too afraid of losing. All glory to the 69th pant-crappers.
Free slogan: "We Snipe battle heroes rather than run CP because we lack any sort of popular support and it's better for us personally which is what we really care about anyway."
Might be a little long, but hey, it's free. You can massage it.
It nips you in the but so I'll never run a candidate agaijn
There's nothing left worth fighting over man.
You've won, you control the 80%
you waste both our time now
Tell this unit what you want. what do you want man
YOU WANT ME QUIT THE GAME IN HOW i TALKED TO ONE OF MY OLD CLOSESTS AND FRIENDS
I don't know what half your reply means.
Its simple - Foxfire's call to action contradicts everything the Snipin' 69th has done for the last (roughly) 2 months
Foxfire wants to attract the mid-level players to revolt against the CPF control
You & the other yapping dog snipe the mid-level players and then brag about it on the country feed. I can't see where they'll suddenly think "hey, those braggarts really care about Canada"
Foxfire: "..a group of brave and dedicated citizens.."
Its the very same citizens that resort to sniping (and bragging). Not very brave, is it?
Foxfire:"We must also work to rebuild our government from the ground up..."
You, as PP, couldn't even bother to run a CP candidate. How is that "rebuilding our government"? Its not. You already know this.
Foxfire: "...support the 69th Royal Canadian Snipers in their fight for justice and freedom.."
Is bragging about sniping regular Canadians "justice"? You're not sniping the "elites", just the player who can put up max 40K in an air battle only to have you swoop in and take it and then (here's the important part) brag about it on the national feed.
The only reason you want to get into congress is to have access to the national feed to brag. No proposals other than 69cc troll proposals, no ideas on how to make things better, just "not CPF".
I don't care if you quite the game or continue to play. Really I don't. But don't pretend the 69th pant-crappers are anything but sulking babies that try to piss in everyone's cornflakes because that's all they have.
And you are 100% right about one thing. I am wasting both our time. So I'm going to try very hard to just ignore your hypocrisy / idiocy.
and you call me a windbag no one cares Klink
Your reply is so long I didnt even bother to read it. But I know you read this mouth breather.
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What would be the point of this when the monopoly control over 75% of the vote? When all the other parties consistently make it their mission to make sure our CP isn't elected, what would be the point? So you guys can get hard watching us finishing fifth while you all laugh and tug in a circle? I don't get that..
Sorry we aren't providing you with more entertainment? Sounds like a sad existence.
lol wut
Fake news. CPF is the number 5 party. You need a new scapegoat.
When the 69th RCS goes to bed at night, they check for CPF under the bed.
It's their bogeyman.
Car won't start? CPF
Milk went bad? CPF
Internet went out? Damn CPF!
If you go into a bathroom at midnight, look into the mirror, and say CPF three times, Exalted Druid will appear.
One note song
One trick pony
Boring
All true. Plus:
When the toilet paper is itchy? CPF
When it burns when I pee? CPF
Damn CPF.
A call for popular support from a group that brags about sniping battle heroes / sky heroes from regular eCanadians. This is the very definition of tone deaf.
HAP rules don't even allow for mid/low level players to win BHs or SHs. When you have players like Kippers/ALena/Tem/Yourself dropping 200+ million at the start of each battle and multiple drops at the same time, how is the low level player supposed to top that? They aren't even allowed to snipe you with bombs or EB's during the times you dump an attainable 100 million. That would be breaking Teh Rulz...
You've already stacked the deck against them, and pay them off with some paltry CC to maintain their obedience. Our way is the way and much more lucrative if fully embraced and exploited
Once again, you just don't know what you're talking about.
HAP has NOTHING to do with ground battles. Nothing. Hot AIR Program. It's in the name. For some unknown reason you keep mixing ground & air battles.
HAP anti-snipe rules pertain only to AIR battles, not ground battles. I'm not putting up 200+ million or even 100 million in any air battle.
There are no bombs in air battles therefore they are irrelevant for SH & HAP.
I do not overhit Canadians in any battle (air or ground) unless we absolutely *must* win that round. If I go into a round and the Canadian has the lead, I may support them to protect a lead, but I will not overhit.
I respect the mid/low tier players ability to win BH/SH since its usually an effort for them to rack up 35-40K in an air battle and the 10g may mean more to them than to me. Same with ground at 100M. Player puts 100M and they have it won, good on them. There's lots of other opportunities for me to win BHs (especially) and I typically dump everything into 1 or 2 battles so I don't take too many. The only exceptions might be early mornings where there's not too many Canadians on. Air battles are never more than 2 since I can't put up that much w/o using weapons.
Now players from other countries get what they get. Go fight in your own battles.
"Your way" is everybody for themselves and makes the low/mid tier players the sucker for the sniper. Get a lead, and you'll come in at the last minute and take it. Thanks for the effort.
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"Our Way" is acknowledging that there is little, if nothing to actually play for since all of our "Wars" are meaningless training wars, by design
Imagine a "Program" with some incentive based on activity, fun snipes, harmless "gotcha" trolling where we reward being active and putting your all into battles, ground or air. Not just a log in damage dump and waiting for the weekly payday
Imagine our dead political module was modified and Partys became "teams", maybe we have some sort of draft. BH and SH medals become like scalps on our Party walls, Membership divides the "loot" amongst themselves at the end of every week/month - Doing it in MU's doesn't seem to have the same flavour. Sure we could do it, but we can't/won't
As we are currently demonstrating, CP doesn't even matter. eCanada has decided to be a "do nothing" on the eGlobal scale. Any obedient elected congress doesn't have the appetite either, so here we are
You keep saying we don't have any ideas.... There's one. We're just already doing it
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ayy 69 lmao