Soft like a Jelly Donut
Israel Stevens
How did we get this way?
I was planning on writing an article today where I talked about the differences that I’ve noticed between being PotUS in 2012 and 2016. But then something actually happened. Which is super exciting. So I’ll be writing about some of that stuff now. I do still want to talk about the difference that four years makes, but perhaps another time.
We’re going to start with the most recent events, and then work backwards. I think it will flow better that way. I hope so anyways. Molly Emma got me drunk (this is such good gin Molly!), so it will probably just be a bunch of words strung together into moderately coherent sentences. But hey. Better than last month. Amirite?
Senryaku
Makes me sad.
For those that don’t know, Senry sold off a MU he had to The Dark Knight. TDK promptly gave it to a FYROM (Macedonia is Greece, bro). And that dude started a Revolution with it. Fun.
I like Senry. I’ve known him for a while now. He was in AMP for a bit. Helped out and did stuff. But he left, along with everyone else. I was never particularly close with him. He was new, and I was old.
I appointed him as Secretary of Defense on the recommendation of Hale26. I didn’t think that I would like Senry as my SoD, but I wanted that WTP nomination, and I’ve known Hale for a while. So I figured I would give Senry the job, and treat USAF like every other President treats it: red-headed step child.
I was wrong.
Senry was (and still is) a talented Secretary of Defense. He’s smart and motivated and not afraid to stand up for what he believes in. As we found out yesterday, his fierce belief in doing what he feels is right, can sometimes work against him.
He feels like he had a debt to TDK. And when TDK asked for a MU, Senry delivered one to him. Senryaku is smart, and he knew what was going to happen with that MU. But he believes in repaying his debt, so he sold it off anyways.
And now here we are.
Senryaku has left me little choice, but to remove him as Secretary of Defense. As much as I like him, and as valuable as he is, he can no longer remain in the position of Secretary of Defense, given all that has transpired.
I wish him the best of luck, and hope that one day the eUS Community can see it in themselves to forgive Senry for what he has done.
The Dark Knight
HAHAHAHAHAHA… oh man…
Congress gonna get him good
About that Persian Plunder…
There’s been a lot of outcry about this. So let’s get some facts straight.
There was NEVER any sort of agreement between the United States and Iran. Or Black Academi. Or ANYONE. I don’t even need to have been around to tell you that. The United States would never allow one of it’s Organizations to be in foreign hands. Whether by agreement, or otherwise.
The only time we even allow non-Americans into Organizations is when we give an Org to our alliance. Terra had one. I think the Pacifica Org is American. The point is, the United States doesn’t give, rent, sell, loan, gift, or do ANYTHING with our Orgs besides hold onto them in the faint hopes that Plato will decide to make them useful.
So for those that are saying that it was the Iranian’s rights to use that Org, you’re wrong. They had no right to that Org. It was American. From beginning, until the servers shut down. It was American, and will remain American.
I will concede, that the last person to have access to the Org probably made some sort of deal with Black Academi to give them the Org. It is unfortunate for them that they never sought to solidify that deal with the sitting President of the United States. They should have, for their own interests.
But they didn’t.
Iran, or Black Academi took the Org from the United States.
They used it for a very long time. They even decided to change the name.
Thieves receive no recourse when they steal things. They shouldn’t have been using an American Org in the first place. It was ours. Everything in it was ours. Whether we put it there or not.
If you break into my house, and decide to live there for a few years, you can’t be upset when I throw you out and keep all your stuff.
And to my fellow Americans,
What happened to you? Have you been so softened over the years that you have forgotten that this is a game? That we’re supposed to not try and be friends with every single country in the world?
The Wild Owl Doctrine is amazing. It has done for this country what tens of Presidents have strove to do. It has provided us with an unprecedented level of security. We no longer fear a summer invasion. We no longer have any great fear of invasion. Period.
But in our quest to protect our borders, we have grown soft. We try so hard to please every country in the world, that we forget to look out for ourselves.
Taking advantage of this mistake by Black Academi is a good thing. Not just financially. But the fact that they are upset at us.
As Molly Emma says:
That's the point! GOOD that other people are pi***d!
Gawd, were you people even conscious before a year or two ago? The insults and trolling and subsequent invasions were the cat's ***.
The game that we have created and the people that play it think that the game is played by making nice with everyone out there. That’s not the case. And that isn’t what keeps people active and engaged.
That is not the eRep that I remember. The eRep that I remember is staying up way too late because the Air Force officers walked off the job. Or trying to snipe Congressional seats away from the Feds or USWP. It was a Presidency that was filled with late night discussions, and early morning meetings. A Presidency that dealt with one crisis after another.
That is what made this game fun. And that is why so many of us stick around. In hopes that Admin will make a change that can return us to that.
Whining and hand wringing over another country’s mistake is not going to change anything.
Did we cry when Spain lost 16k gold because they sold a company? Of course not. We laughed at them. And still do.
Iran messed up. The United States benefited. Good. Let’s find out what happens next.
Comments
pertamaxxx
Upon further review: p good article Mr. President o7
tanks for you
https://www.erepublik.com/fa/article/-1344-2589493/1/20
Pertamaxxx
damn
o7
yup
Voted for USMC, once we were brothers 🙂
Never again.
tenshibo sold the org to the iranians and organised with stevens to steal all of its monies on the mm once he was potus. check the wiki page of rogue squad. the same guy cheering on the potus was a captain in rogue squad.
Oops! You caught me red handed. And I would've gotten away with it too, if not for your meddling Bulgarians!
1,000,000 internet points to Tenshibo.
do you really believe that? tenshibo?
lol
Steeling is wrong, that is a lot of real life money to just say "it is just a game". You might if made more then just Iran mad at you.
So mentally prepare (oneself) to do or face something difficult is a bad thing?
ur all stupid tenshibo was a captain in the rogue squadron and the person selling the org to the iranians (check out the wikis) they stole for their own accounts and now is trying to bribe the us government into exonerating a crime they do not even know about, such fools the us government are) there was money on the monetary market that was stolen by tenshibo and the potus. you idiots have a thief as cp. he only paid the money into the treasury to qualm any doubts you might have of him handling the orgs.
If you break into my house, and store some of your stuff there- when I return to my house, I'm keeping your stuff.
The Iranians stole an org from the US government. They've been unable to produce any documentation showing the org was properly rented because it wasn't.
Thieves have no resource when things are stolen back from them, which is what happened in this case. No tears for Iran.
its more like tenshibo sold an iranian a bicycle and had him arrested for theft the day afterwards. if you look on the wiki between the pages you will see there is a strong connection with tenshibo, the potus and members of that mu with the potus. remember the entire treasury is the property of the potus so defend him today tomorrow we will laugh at you when he plunders your entire treasury.
and i will be encouraging every future potus to steal your treasury.
Do you have some sort of bill of sale for this org / bicycle? A receipt perhaps?
Israel Stevens is a good president. This is what presidential media should be.
This whole article was 10x more patronizing than me trying to be patronizing. I think I just learned how to impress you. GOTTA UP THE ANTE.
k. I'm sorry for whatever I did that makes you feel the need to be responding to me here.
Quality hatchet job as always fam.
YOU SOLD THE ORG TO THE IRANIANS U THIEF!!!!!! and then you and this thief took all of its money on the monetary market for your own accounts. tut tut.
I wish it was in my account. I could sell it for good money.
But jelly donuts are delicious.
The game sucks now, everyone is soft.
But yeah you still shouldnt' have kept that money o/
Great article. What is a concrete definition of the Wild Owl Doctrine? Also is USAF GONE!
TDK can kiss himself the CP good bye for a long time.
oh, the hand wringing is so delicious..!
if we do nothing else with it but feed it to the CBO, $3million (plus a short ton of gold) oughta put a good dent in the Reserves deficit.
"If you break into my house, and decide to live there for a few years, you can’t be upset when I throw you out and keep all your stuff."
1) I can be pissed off about anything I F***ing want
2) You actually can't legally keep my shit, its still my shit. You could sue me for it for having broken into your house but you can't just keep it. Unless there is a formal document, such as an agreement saying that my shit becomes yours if I live in your house, you can't.
3) You're still a dick for what you did.
4) Ignoring all that I said before is it possible that I could get a small loan of a million dollars from the U.S. treasury? The Iranians are just going to try to steal it back anyways so you might as well place it somewhere they can't get it.
Actually our old adage is that possession is 9/10ths of the law, and in this case the Iranians are the thieves- having stolen our org. They have no recourse- because, again, they're thieves.
That's reasonable but do we actually have evidence to suggest that it was indeed stolen? Its not like the Iranians hacked into the account and hijacked it. Someone clearly with power provided it to them on the basis that it was a fair and legal transaction. Chances are they didn't believe they were doing anything wrong, after all someone of power in the U.S. had to have provided it to them.
"The United States would never allow one of it’s Organizations to be in foreign hands. Whether by agreement, or otherwise." This sentence is a made up generalization that is used to support the argument, its made up evidence. Its based entirely on the mindset of IS, not the previous presidents. There is no saying whether or not a previous president would be inclined to make such a deal.
"... hold onto them in the faint hopes that Plato will decide to make them useful." This statement right here provides a good enough reason for a president to "loan" an Org. We clearly don't need them so if someone is willing to pay for one why not let them.
I'm not saying we're wrong for ceasing the Org, it is ours and the Iranians clearly haven't payed their dues in a while. However, it was wrong just to cease the money without even informing them, all we did was take what was clearly theirs. The mature and responsible thing would be to return the money. Its not ours, and even if it was we should have spoken to them before ceasing it.
You can read through our Presidential discussions on the eUSA Forums. They're declassified after a few months. You can see that there's no record of any sort of agreement - and the Iranians have no provided one.
Just because the agreement isn't there doesn't mean it didn't exists but at this point I could care less. My opinion is out there and this is now between the Government and the Iranians.
you steal people's money for sake of fun? seriously? 😃
and what if you'll have to spend like 15 mil CC instead, to defend your country from world coalition against thieves?
if it gives you fun, so let's have fun 😛
instead of writing sh*t , go put work tax on 25% , you are going to need it d**b F@#K
You can put taxes to 1% though, because Iran will not have any regions soon.
you want to bet about who wont have any regions soon?
you should know us old friend , more than anybody else 😉
yes, a bet for 3million will suffice.
itt Informer is rekt.
hi
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-ir-mofa-4-none-aggression-pact-between-iran-turkey-and-georgia-en-fa--2589477/1/20
sent 3mill cc please
and get your ass prepared
You proved that you are f@#$&ng retard
all i read is some vagrant breaks into Israel's house and leaves behind his blanket that has never been washed in ten years. it smells like p and dookie. Israel is greatful for the gift and sleep thensforth under the blanket every night.
i think your article warrants some international reply.
so i will do that.
“Any fool can know. The point is to understand.”
― Albert Einstein
Yeah mate, keep your cheap propaganda flowing. Next time you are planning to do such a shift in our FA you could be honest and say it in your campaign.
oh god don't you drag me into this
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/me love-pokes Hale26.