Revelation good news for everyone except seanan

Day 2,344, 02:11 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

As African and president of Club Africa. I have now great news: In order to discuss this we have to discuss the color of your skin on a scientific and historic level. The aim is just comedy so if you think you do not like this kinda thing not racist in my view turn around.

So have you wondered whether there is a connection between Africans and europeans read below this link else turn around now and whether there is a link specifically between all eIrelandians except Seanan read on.

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Big History revealed the following : Aeons ago as Africans colonized Europe [giggles]

[ Apparently the Dutch and British Empire colonizing Africa was a case of extreme butthurt.]

In Africa Africans normal black skin was(refer to naked skin) adapted to the African sun so to allow just the right amount of Vitamin D per day as there is of course more amounts of sun in Africa.

So everyone in Africa is african :we will get back later to this.

The African colonizers of Europe got cold by extreme cold conditions in Europe so they made skin clothing from animals.

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Problem now they didnt get same amount of Vitamin D so their skins adjusted over millenia to give them more Vitamin D so they became light skinned. So White Europeans is also African (ah ha)

But since these same White European Africans colonized other countries in South Africa and the USA. All White US European Americans O.o is also African and all White South Africans is also Africans which is kinda funny for if their forefathers remained in Africa they would have still been African but would have had another skin color o.O.

But since there is no History of another Black colonization to Europe we have to search for another show to explain it



So congratulation everyone in eIreland your proud members of Club Africa. Seanan unfortunately we dont allow aliens sorry girl... Maybe in a couple of millenia you will meet the requirement.

Just before everyone gets happy according to Big History all humanity evolved from monkeys our projectile ability is due to us evolving from shoulders that grabs branches above us and lowering of that shoulder connectors to throw projectiles. So yes everyone is just evolved apes. So if someone calls you an ape just say "yes Sir but I have evolved over time"

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Oh the Americans:

In Portland 143 million liters of treated water will be released in the Columbia river because 1 19 yo peed in it.

I ask that you keep this information to yourself because if Al Quaida received this information it could lead to tragedy.