Reaction to proposed impeachment of Huey George and a few jokes (Journalist mission)

Day 2,533, 08:10 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by AMD.

Why impeach Huey George?
The eUK is more than capable to fight a war on two fronts as we have shown, and with their being ultimately no threat from the training war with Belgium, we can safely presume that the only reason for the impeachment is an attack against Huey George. I believe that it was inevitable no matter what circumstances would happen during his term in office. George has been a great CP and is representing the WRP in the best possible way he can, which is in a positive light.
Now lets end with a joke. To lighten the mood.

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for
half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does
everything - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.

Please comment with some of your own jokes. Or your reaction to the recent law.