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An Irish daughter, gone for five years, comes home for New Year's Eve.
Upon her return, her father cursed her.
"Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?
Why didn't ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner!
You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, Dad -- as ye wish.
I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."
"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Day on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.
Come here and give yer old man a hug."
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POLE PROFETICA
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Awesome!
Hahahahahahahahahaha can't stop laughing mate hahahahahaha...
LEL!
though it sounds scotish :d
hahahaha, than i have to adjust my dialect typing skills ....... 😉
Aaaargh, those bloody Catholics! XD
Hail yah Orangemen! 😃
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great
That's RACIST!!! Irish people don't talk like that. Trust me, I'm an Irish man (In my heart) We don't speak like pirates
ay ay matey , is that why you walk around with a parrot on ur shoulder 😃
Stop it, you are hurting my feelings and the true Irish soul
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I'm hearing the Dad's voice as Mr. Crabb from SpongeBob Squarepants...
Conner UK thought it sounded like a pirate 😃
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