Nice try but no banana, just cold hard steel....

Day 3,075, 20:38 • Published in USA USA • by Poco Curantism



Dear Emericka and the Dioist Realms,

I am giddy like a Japanese schoolgirl in a Hello Kitty store. You can almost taste it in the air....can't you?

The sweet scent of strategy? The wigs have dug deep and have plans. Big plans. What could go wrong?



To celebrate this monstrously momentous occasion, I have decided to give away a monstrously momentous stash of Q7 weapons. Like.....loads of them. Like.......liderally, loads.


"Whaaaaatttttt!? Are you insane?" I hear you say. What could have pushed me to the bring of obvious insanity?

Well.....when we get all these new wig strategy updates, I won't need da wepz will I? It will be all glorious and stratergical and aboutz fincking andz youzing my breens n stuffz. Right?



Just think what you could do with all these weps? You could.............. Well, maybe don't think about it for too long. You could basically click on a red button for like, several thousand times.

So here is how you get your hands on the cool, cold steel of these weapons of mass monotony.





1. Copy the understated, innocuous emblem right below.


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2. Paste it in the comments section. (You can also make some other witty remarks for bonus weps, and I will give them away at my discretion. Yeah. I'm on a power kickz.)



3. Once there are 20 of these emblems pasted by 20 different players the "weaponometer" starts ticking.



4. For every 10 additional emblems by 10 different players, I add 50 weapons. So 10 more players posting emblems takes the weaponometer to 500. Twenty additional players takes it to 1000.



5. The weaponometer burns out at 2000 weapons.



6 The final person to post an emblem when the article drops off the list gets the weps. You can post the emblem as often as you like, but each persons post only counts towards the weaponometer once. Rulez is rulez occifer.



Let's see what happens......

Ciao for now........