MAD LIBS Campaign Promises

Day 1,342, 16:17 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps


Department of Mad Politics
Day 1,342 of the New World


Yesterday I asked your help composing campaign promises Mad Libs style.

I had several dozen sets of answers to choose from. What follows is a conglomeration of my choices of the best response for each. MADLIBS answers are in CAPS.
Gnilraps Campaign Promises

If I am elected to the DAMNED State of California, I promise to accomplish the following:

~On the 1729th day of my term, I will propose a bill that will JUXTAPOSE all Spanish Citizens.

~The very next day, I will publish a DIRTY article in my Newspaper calling for FLYING TROTSKY to be elected PoTUS next RAMADAN.

~As part of my ongoing commitment to the people of eUSA, I will GYRATE Plato’s eRepublik account.

~I will work with the good congressman from PAUL-PROTEUS-LAND to dismantle THE FEDERALIST PARTY because it has been discovered that 300% of their members are actually Indonesian Bots.

~If elected, I will also troll EMERICK mercilessly in the eUSA Forum.

~Speaking of the eUSA Forum, as congressman from California, I promise to start a new thread title😛 “DONKEYS FAPPING AJAY BRUNO’s Multis” where you can read congressional updates.

~If California is retaken by one of our enemies, I promise to declare myself congressman FLORIDA and INCRIMINATE whomever was the congressman from that state. This will not be INCREDIBLE, so I will have to work THRUSTINGLY, being careful to SMITE my COMMUNISM into THOSE EFFING TRAINING FACILITIES.

~Lastly, if elected in California, I promise to shout “SHOOP DA WOOP, LIKE A BOSS, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US” every 10 minutes all month until every single person has unfriended me.

So obviously, vote for me in California. You won’t want to miss any of this entertainment.

You can see my campaign announcement here: California for Gnilraps.

Contact me if you want me to be actually seriously tell you about my plans for congress.
Thanks,

Gnilraps