Important Personal Milestone

Day 2,856, 22:12 • Published in Canada Canada • by TBRaiders


Almost 2 years ago I was welcomed into Canada and I have done my best to prove myself a loyal citizen. I like medals. They are shiny and I think most of them even come with some gold. My favorite medal is the True Patriot Medal. Other medals are nice and may increase the girth and length of the epeen, but the TP medal is the one to me that proves the old axiom that actions are louder than words.

I planned on posting this announcement when I hit 10 billion this week. I'd been planning it for the last couple weeks, but I was knee deep in two fierce battles when 10 billion came and went today. So lets pretend this says 10 billion so we can hail my mighty epeen and do it again when I hit 20 Billion.

Shout out to my friend and leader Rylde for keeping me fired up and making this game 10 times funner than it was before I decided to follow him to hell and back.

Shout out to Connor MacLeod who broke 50 billion TP damage this week and is a giant among men.

Shout out to morten628 who week in and week out fights to win battles for Canada, never caring for these shiny medals; just victories.

Shout out to AchillesThessaly who votes on every BH I win. Thanks for the that, mate.

Big shout out to Cordis and the rest of my MU mates. I love this MU.

Final shout out to the rest of my friends from all over the game. I can't list you all or I'd be here for hours and I am not even sure I am going to be able to post an article with paragraphs and a picture.