How I became a wanker
Gego Gugula
Long story short, I woke this morning having been a member of UKPP to find my self in WANK with Wayne Kerr as PP. We are now wankers. How droll.
You can be a wanker too. Perhaps you are one already but are too scared to admit it.
Initially I was mildly offended, but then asked myself, who isn't a wanker deep down? If you look at the rewards for mercenary medals and resistance wars which destabilise countries for gold and medals, you cannot help think Plato rewards you for this kind of behaviour anyway. And let's face it, the UKPP logo is rather phallic. Perhaps Wayne Kerr stumbled upon something. Do you really pull against the grain, or go with the rhythm of the rest?
May as well call it what it is. Officially label it. Join today and be true to yourself. Out yourself as a wanker. All the cool kids are doing it.
Comments
Who doesn't like a good WANK?
It's been scientifically proven that WANKers are more intelligent and handsome then non-WANKers.
All those getting up tight about the name change are clearly in need of getting laid.... or just having a w....
Or alternatively progressing beyond adolescence
Glad to see UKPP have stopped the pretence.
Some are born wankers
Some achieve wankerdom
While others have wankishness thrust upon them.
Just remember always be prepared to hold your own
when you gotta WANK you gotta WANK
got an issue have a tissue OR A WANK HURRRR DURRR