Homeless Problem Arise in Erepublik

Day 2,438, 07:30 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

2 Days ago a big problem arose in eRepublik we suddenly have 99.9% players who are eHomeless.

Naw these things is energy centers:



So what is the advantages of a eHouse which looks like this:



1. You can eSleep in your eHouse and you will feel eMore Refreshed or eFreshed if you worry about ur eVocabulary or eVocab as we cool kats like to call it.

2. You can eBath or eShower if you like things to swing eLoosse. Now you no longer eSmell. I have eBathed for the first time in 3 eYears.

3. You can have eDinner Parties and eLaugh at the eHomeless like this eHahahah eHahahah.

4. You can have real e[censored] with your eWife in a eBed and not a eBench.

5. In the case of e4 you wont have little horny eTeenage onlookers who do all kinds of weird stuff whilst you flambe your eWife.

6. When your eWife is on a eBusiness Trip you can have your eMistress over or 2 or 3 or 5 or a street. Put up posters like this.



7. This is eHomeless













THIS IS YOU:




8. You can hang ePictures on your eWall



eHomeless people must carry all their possession on them eventually everything get eStolen except the crap they did not want to eHave from the start.

Buy cheap eFood enjoy the ePrivileges your eHome affords you.

Count the numbers of cans I said above now think about being eHomeless and count the cants. Hey here is 2 cans you can eat a can of eDog food right out of the eCan. Sucks yes ..yes I know. [hands hankey] its ok ok you were strength training. And now your still poor.

WHY BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARNED IT. WHEN YOUR EHOMELESS COMPETITORS WHERE STRENGTH TRAINING AND BUILDING UP STRENGTH YOU WERE BUILDING UP FACTORIES.

WHEN THEY LAUGHED AT YOUR PUNY STRENGTH . YOU THOUGHT TO YOURSELF . JUST WAIT JUST WAIT SOMEDAY STRENGTH WONT BE EVERYTHING.

and thanks to PLATO that day has arrived and the eHomeless uber strength ape is now nothing but a big fat loser whilst you enjoy the eSpoils of your eWonderful lIFE.






To join the eHomed click on this link

Link to eGoodtime, wild parties,eBaths, ESleeping eFun

or

Prepare for feeding time