Hello EDEN, and Welcome to the UK!
Day 800, 11:22
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by Baldrick1
As most people should have noticed our population has jumped up. Why's this? Because EDEN has decided to come stay for a while and fight in our little resistance war. We are more than happy to accommodate you, however, I think it is important to establish a few ground rules.
Don't piss off the Nun!
Rule 1
This is our King,
Do not anger him, he will smite you!
Rule 2
This is PolandBall,
Ignore him.
Rule 3
Stay off the Sofa!
Rule 4
We know that recently EDEN, particularly the US, has been subject to a great deal of fail. We know its hard but please avoid bringing fail to our shores. We refused to join your alliance a long time ago for this reason.
Rule 5
Don't eat yellow snow.
Rule 6
We understand that your struggling to win battles, but please refrain from lowering yourselves to making false orders. It just makes you look even more silly.
Other than that,
Please enjoy your stay.
But don't stay to long
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FIGHT RED IN LOWER NORMANDY
FIGHT RED IN LOWER NORMANDY
FIGHT RED IN LOWER NORMANDY
FIGHT RED IN LOWER NORMANDY
FIGHT RED IN LOWER NORMANDY
Voted 😃
Boated!
Lol, my V & S are yours.
Surely there should be rules on the use of the letter 'u' and the spelling of Aluminium?
I lol'd
Voted 😃 Good article
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BOATED and subed
Hello EDEN, and Welcome to the UK!
FOUGHT RED IN LOWER NORMANDY
FOUGHT RED IN LOWER NORMANDY
FOUGHT RED IN LOWER NORMANDY
FOUGHT RED IN LOWER NORMANDY
FOUGHT RED IN LOWER NORMANDY
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Vote😛D
lol
Rule 1 is no fat chicks.
Rule 5.
Don't eat yellow snow
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Haha, second the rule on Aluminium
V+S, keep it up or it will be V + U 🙂
lol
Bye EDEN, have a nice fail
thank you, come again
\o/
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We had fun stealing your beer, eating your greasy fish, and enjoying your wimmen. When we come back, can somebody point us to the thin ones?
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Thanks for the kind welcome, sir!
Some new rules soon to be impose😛
1. "UK" is not an abbreviation, it is the sound made when one realizes where they are staying.
2. There is a reason why EDEN prefers your sheep to your women. Hint: proper dental hygiene.
3. The only good redcoat is a deadcoat. Consider this "self improvement by suicide." if it makes the bullets go in any easier.
4. Carrots are delicious in solid or liquid form.
5. Betrayal is Fail if you remove the B E T R Y the extra A and the L and add an F I and L in the right order. I assure you the transition is a lot easier on the battlefield and EDEN fully intends to teach you this lesson.
6. Life is like a box of chocolates. In your case, we are going to smash your box, steal all the good ones with chocolate filling, and leave you with the half-sampled nougat ones.
7. The only reason we will ever leave is to go home for more cold beer. How can you people drink that swill?
Cheers!
@ Xivanzj -
"thank you, come again"
That's what your women said when we visited. All we were doing was taking a leak in the ally behind the bar but I guess that's the closest thing they've ever had to real sex.
*giggle-snort*