Harry W Hill the Millenialist

Day 2,632, 12:30 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps
Pay Me (Mandatory listening)
Day 2632 of the New World
February 3, 2015


In my last article I used hyperbole to make a point that I think Wild Owl is better suited to be President than any other citizen of eUSA right now. It was hyperbole of a religious nature. One person I respect sent a message to my inbox saying that she was a bit offended at the liberties I took. To her and to anyone else who was offended (except RGR), I apologize. For me, there are no sacred cows in this game, that’s one of the reasons I play. But for others there are some lines not to be crossed. I won’t cross that one again. I am sorry.



But today I want to write about a different kind of awesome player. This is someone not many who play today have probably even heard of. This is because he does not play the game for his own glory. This citizen plays for the glory of his country and his military unit.

This citizen is Harry W. Hill.






Why have I chosen today to write about HWH? Because today is a milestone day.

HWH was eBorn 1000 days ago. That probably makes him slightly older than the average player around here.

But more importantly, HWH can say something that few players in the eWorld can say.

Harry W. Hill has worked for 1000 days in a row… for the same person… and that person is me.



He signed on with me on his first day in the game and has never left.

In his honor, I have raised his salary for tomorrow only:






HWH has been awarded the Great American Hero award for his behind-the-scenes work as the official White House Archivist during my two administrations as President.

He has served Easy Company up and down the ranks, including a stint as QMG.

He has served his Party in the back rooms of the Fed FBI where trust and security are a premium.

He is a tireless patriot and a God of War.


And he has been a quiet and faithful friend to me in this game.


So today I raise a glass to Harry W. Hill.

Here’s to a thousand more!


…who am I fooling? I prefer it straight out of the bottle…




In the immortal words of Tom Waits, “Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.”

HWH is a real friend.





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