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Happy eBirthday Art

Day 1,391, 00:52 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Artaxerxes Pavonis

In honor of my 3rd eBirthday, I have ordered a huge (i mean really, really big) CAKE for all Irishmen and women here in Ireland. As well as all my friends found in my friends list. And...due to the Brits attack on Dublin, my home, they get none of it.

So, without further adu, (adue? adoo? aduu?) I present the cake:

(Don't even lay a finger UK!)

Enjoy.

Artaxerxes Pavonis

(Also, no sex with the cake, Henry)

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Artaxerxes Pavonis Day 1,391, 00:52

First!

Brent Wyrick Day 1,391, 00:54

Second?

Henry the 8th Day 1,391, 01:03

/me has sex with it like American Pie

Henry the 8th Day 1,391, 01:04

adieú

Artaxerxes Pavonis Day 1,391, 01:18

SPAM:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

awww, its just so cute. 😁

Anaille Kolshire Day 1,391, 01:33

HBD3, brah...even though you missed two of them yourself

Artaxerxes Pavonis Day 1,391, 01:36

Thats beside the point.

Viktor Kurgan Day 1,391, 01:48

3 years..it's like geriatric age...just sayin'

Ross Ninel Day 1,391, 02:23

I don't like cake 😢

Ranger Bob Day 1,391, 02:43

I'll have a pre-Henry molested piece please : P Happy eBirthday Mate!

John Gormley Day 1,391, 10:03

Unfortunate date to have an e-birthday...

John Gormley Day 1,391, 12:53

So's your face!

John Gormley Day 1,391, 14:21

Your ass owes everyone an apology!

Big Sexy Black Man Day 1,391, 14:45

MR. PADRAIG PEARSE Day 1,391, 14:47

whats ur malfunction Gormley u simpleton

John Gormley Day 1,391, 14:48

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Cienfuergos Day 1,391, 17:55

May the blood of a billion British bovines replenish your birthday chalice as we toast to a merry and dark day of celebration in the name of our fossilised great one. x

irishbhoy1967 Day 1,391, 18:50

I've been trying to get Gormley to stop with his ridiculous outbursts but he keeps reporting my comments ;_;

John Gormley Day 1,392, 13:26

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/98/poortroll.jpg/

irishbhoy1967 Day 1,392, 19:37

As the screenshot^ shows I tried to appeal to Gormleys better nature but he wouldn't listen

John Gormley Day 1,394, 13:31

You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real mom!

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