Greeling4CP [Insert something bad about Yui]

Day 3,149, 14:32 • Published in USA USA • by greeling

Hello America,

Looks like I’m running for CP, I wish I could say I was planning on doing this but it's because I forgot to change the endorsement. But that doesn’t matter now I’m running for CP against that lame Yui guy. So I guess I better get to this.
Ok lets start with experience uhh I was a VP and did well basically nothing, I’ve been in congress...yeah that means nothing, uhh I guess that’s it.

My plans, ok being honest I don’t really have any plans but I might be able to deal with things and can’t ruin things too much. I might do war with Canada but thats so overdone now, I’ll find someone else that would be more fun to attack.

Ok cabinet time, yeah I know this is all suppose to be in multiple articles but I have less than a day till the election.

Vice President: Synesi- I promised this man back in 2011 it will happen and this is the closest we have ever gotten.

Chief of Staff: Cody Caine- Once again promised the job and I’m not going against my word.

SoS: WildOwl- Haven’t talked to him about this but we all know its his job.

My Twitch Streamer: Pfeiffer- I enjoy watching them and then I can feel like I’m in charge when watching them

NSC: Yui- See Im willing to put the election aside and put him in my cabinet unlike other people

So😨 uhh I guess whoever wants it- This man/woman was made for this job I can’t say enough good things about them

SoS: Tenshibo- Who else, no people Secretary of Swag not State its been his job forever I’m not changing that

SoCA: The first person to message me after I post this article, which was George Armstrong Custer- Its just giving out supplies it can’t be that hard. He sure is a lucky man.

Media Guy: Uhh Orik(Trump2016)- I remember people talking about media and his term when he was president so probably perfect for the job.

Press Briefing: Anyone but Aramec- We all know how much I hate that guy.

Chief British Person: John Killah- He is British do I need to say anymore.

So yeah I guess thats it all of you should vote for me this election

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