Getting Project Mayhem Rolling
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by Sir Gulden Draak
Greetings my friends, five days ago I was elected to serve as party president of this party. During this time, I have managed to accomplish jack shit. I apologize for this, as RL got in my way a bit. Things are cleared up now though, and I am ready to get this party rolling.
Party name
The first thing you may notice is that I have abandoned the name THE MOVEMENT. Apparently, THE MOVEMENT conjures up thoughts of explosive diarrhea which most of us can agree is an unpleasant thought. Therefore, I have chosen the name Project Mayhem as the new title of the party. For those upset at the abundant use of fight club imagery in this game, I say tough shit.
Philosophy
The members of Project Mayhem will each be given weekly tasks that will not take longer than five minutes to complete. It is my hope that with a strong contribution by the masses, we will become strong. This will not be an elitist party, with three or four members doing all of the work. This will be a party ruled by the people. Every individual will have equal say in the party, due to the fact that all individuals have equal tasks. There will be no official party jobs, no official cabinet, just a group of like minded individuals working together for the betterment of the party and the betterment of America.
The Libertine's MU Anonymous has become very popular in the last few weeks. I will be in contact with him, and it is my hope that Project Mayhem can serve as the political wing for Anonymous. It is on that note, that I invite all Anonymous members to join Project Mayhem as well as any others who believe in the philosophy outlined above. If you are seeking to climb the ranks of a party so that you can fap to some fictional cabinet title that you have earned, then this party is not for you. If on the other hand, you would like to play a small role in the betterment of America equal with your party peers then I invite you to join. More information about the party will become available in the coming days, for now JOIN, sub this paper, and hang tight. Until next time...
Stay thirsty my friends,
Sir Gulden Draak
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Meh,
"There will be no official party jobs, no official cabinet, just a group of like minded individuals working together for the betterment of the party and the betterment of America." in other words chaos is what you're asking for sir.
This didn't even work when MM2 was around for his short revival, why would it work now?
Haters gonna hate, so I can't try something without people bitching? If you don't like it then don't join.
oh jesus, Gulden
Bring your gin jello and join Pfeiffer.
I voted and subbed, starting out on the right track, getting complaints from the elite crowd.
Buzz Buzz
~hyuu~
Hello Mr Durden
So am I supposed to bitch or compliment? I still haven't figured out if I'm an elitist yet. Guess it really doesn't matter, does it?
Anyhow, it's his party, let him run the damned thing. I have no problem with comments, I make 'em on a regular basis. Just cut the guy some slack. Go run your own dumb party.
(Now to piss everyone off.) Gulden, I don't know if 'no leadership' is a good idea. UIP fell into disarray because I didn't provide leadership the first time I was PP. Now, after two months of little to no leadership, I'm having a helluva time getting things back into shape. It is to the credit of my cabinet that $h!t is getting done. Just my opinion though, carry on.
If it can cause some people to stick around and play that ultimately wouldn't have, go for it! Besides, may be fun and what is the worst that happens? Fades away and nothing changes
Good luck Gulden
I don't agree much with you, but good luck anyway.
Sorry, I apologize. I just reread the post I made. The words "dumb party" glared at me. Please edit the word "dumb" from your mind when your read it. I was searching for an adjective and picked a really bad one.
Gagon The Great Cajeta Lover needs his Mr. Durden, this roll must be filled. Without Max, it has taken the form of this party. As Speedcat said, what is the worst that can happen, it fades to oblivion? Then so be it.
it's not that we'll have no leadership we will we just how do I put this we won't have people in charge other parties basically divide all the work between a few people which is alot we'll divide that work through individual orders between everyone so it's a lil that way no one gets burnt out and it keeps everyone atleast a lil active in the party which will keep them from going into zombie mode a lil longer which is what most members in parties are a few do everything the rest contribute just a member number and a possible vote
interesting
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I like this. Good luck Gulden.
Sure is Mayhem in here.
This name is really a BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD idea!
It is copyright @eCanada and is used by some thieves who stole thousands of gold to the government. The same group was recently involved in the TO of a political party (Union Nationale).
The leader of this group is Rolo Tahmesee. He helps the TOers to get in by buying votes.
😁 lies told by eCanadian elitists who would prefer the masses remain obedient, allow the same little inner circle control the game and kiss their asses and give them your taxes
😁😁
Is this a lie J.Canuck ?
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Kill everyone
and
Blow shit up