Getting Down And Dirty - With Sawc

Day 1,793, 14:37 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by MrConway
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Q1) How much money was in your retirement package?
A1) well this retirement package was pretty large , it had been building capital for many years...... i won't get into the nitty gritties but it's safe to say i became a millionaire overnight

Q2) How did you gain access to your pension in one lump sum?
A2) Well you see my pension was presented to me by a disgruntled member of the previous administration, he gave me the option to cash out and leave the country, so i was given the passwords and gmails to all the orgs where my money was collecting interest. So basically one day i went john wayne on the mother f**kers and collected me some pension

Q3) Did any other members of government have access to your pension fund?
A3) I believe many did once i took my original amount, I did not take near half of what i have been accused of. I guess they seen this as the perfect opportunity to become a fellow pensioner on my salary. I mean i am an a$$h0le but i left a hell of a lot more then what is being claimed to have been stolen

Q4) Let's talk numbers here, how many orgs did you take from and how much approximately did you take?
A4) i took from about 8 or 9 orgs and about 1.3 million CC, left around 2 million or more still inside multiple orgs. ive heard im beign accused of over 2.4 million CC which is rather comical. WHS/bean take your pick at who snatched a little CC to keep their little f@gg0t club going

Q5) From your last comment I guess you dislike the inner circle of the ILP, what do you think is their key weaknesses?
A5) Well just point out their constant ability to not get one single f**king thing done without having their hand held the entire month. well whs doesn't know his d**k from his ear, and most of the rest of ILP hasn't held a position in government where they've actually had to do anything besides write stupid articles about community. they act like they do, but really they have no idea what their doing. which is what makes them the perfect puppets for anyone who wants to buddy up with them and influence their daily decisions, hell you can even get a little retirement plan in the process...................................

Q6) From your time in Ireland, who did you gain the most respect for?
A6) Well i gain alot of respect for ICA, they were good lads. MUFC is still a c**t tho. Vals-3 is a proper lad, most of everyone is. Tbh i feel like a d**k taking my retirment plan but that was my whole original goal when i moved to this country was to get rich and retire. Suprised no one seen it coming, yea i can put in good work but im still a corrupt f**ker who will take and plunder when i see the need to. like when ILP threw my CP candacy under the bus i saw the perfect time to collect on that savings plan, i told whs i would f**k him and i think i can safely say i did.

Q7) Whats your view on the current Irish government?
A7) sucks horribly, rikian aint done one thing accept pretend to be minister of immigration with little to no results. Good for him tho i hope he sucks at his job and f**ks up.

Q😎 Final question, did anyone else take part with you, Meow2 in particular?
A😎 no i would never take a jew to a ORG heist. He'd have probly f**ked me if i did that lol

Sawc's Summary of Events:
So basically let me sum up our little story by saying, I never loved you Ireland, I was always planning to f**k ya, and i hope it didn't hurt to much when i took ya from behind and stole yer loot in the night. and lets be honest here i f**king robbed the shit outa ya. f**k the retirment plan. plain jane train robbery in the night. but i did only take about 1.3-1.7 mill i believe. if i took any more then that f**k i must have been right shittied. becuase i only woke up with 1.5 mill and a f**k ton of q7's

Would you like to say any hello's to your old folks in Ireland?
Well i'd like to say some f**k you's if thats ok, F**k EDEN HQ ( corrupt monkey lovers ), F**k WHS and ILP , F**k Meow2 for being a b**ch, F**k waffles, F**k pepsi. And shoutouts to mufc92, val , the kurgan , and all the other lovely ladies who helped inspire me on my irish adventure. And you can also write inthat i did give back the 150,000 IEP to bulgaria and turkey because i knew someone would f**k it up and / or forget about it

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Sawc and some low class hooker.

Love,
MrConway.