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Greetings.
Friends, enemies, Pfeiffer, countrymen. Lend me to your breasts.
Today I announce my candidate for WTP Congress. Why, you say? Because I am a bitchboi, a fuccboi, and most of all, a dick. I wish to rule over Kongress with an iron fist. It means so much to a man of so tiny a brain as I. Please vote for our candidate list come the 25th. I have served previously as:
Speaker of the House
Deputy Speaker of the House
Congressional Whip (I balled hard at this position)
And I would like for my sickening grip of control to rain fury on the douchebags of today. Vote WTP for a good time.
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~INSURGIO!
~INSURGIO!
Yay.