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Frenchie was staring at his strawman he made for weird potato. He wanted to present it later so that weird potato knows he that is Frenchie understood what Weird Potato was hollering about yesterday. It started the night before.

Weird Potato was hollering big words at his computer screen again. Mom has by now learned to let Weird potato go as she told the youngins it was cat and tar tics for Weird Potato to blow off a little steam. Frenchie didnt know what cat and tar tics was but he learned never to ask Weird Potato anything. He thought somehow it was a sister of Weird Potato as he onetime mumbled about something about a cat and tar sis of him . If you asked Weird Potato anything it was like a bolt of lightning struck him and weird potato would get a tiny smile and then for the next 2 hours would explain stuff in very big words one anyway did not understand. On Weird Potato's birthday he and Spud would think up a question for Weird Potato as a kinda birthday gift. Mash was just a baby.

Weird potato started screaming yesterday about some strawman . You croatian nimrod he hollered that is a effin strawman and started beating his keyboard on the table. Its a blooddy strawman. Spud and Frenchie laid down in their chairs so that Weird Potato would not spot them. Why do I waste my time with these eejits Weird Potato bemoaned his online faith.

Mash break the silence and said Kooga like a question. No said Weird Potato not Kooga Mash Strawman ssss--trrrawman.

Weird potato put down his keyboard and walked in front of them. Guess I should take a bigger role in your education as it seems these days all children get is eejitcation.

Now Mash and Frenchie and Spud what a strawman is 😕ets say I say I have orange colored cat. And you would______ Frenchie lost track then . He thought about the new transformer movie and wondered whether he could safe enuff for a Transformer action figurine he even thought about the lunch lady with the big mole on her chin that some older children claimed was her Siamese twin or something.

After 30 minutes Weird Potato said and so do you understand what a strawman is now. Frenchie knew Weird Potato was deeply nonreligious and a nonreligious nut. Mom told them often not to speak of God in front of Weird Potato. But he also knew that saying No would lead to Weird Potato gnashing his teeth and getting the chart and then slamming the pens close to some words and then screechingly drawing lines to other words and then drawing circles around the new word and then hitting the word continuously and cursing and getting more and more angry till finally he just dropped down on his knees and started crying. Then one of them would have to walk closer and pat Weird Potato on his head and say there there there. Weird Potato needed lots of whisky and mom usually drove a few stiff ones early on in the evening into Weird potato so that he mellowed out and didn't get all weird and stuff as he played eRepublik on his komputer. His new Nemi nis according to Weird Potato was squidward which he said continuously murdered the language. Do not murder the language kids he would say looking up from his komputer. Do not murder the language.

That evening Frenchie presented the Strawman to Weird Potato so that Weird Potato knew he that is Frenchie knows what a strawman is.



Teacher told me how to make this strawman fellow see dad. Aint it gnarly.