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Potpourri

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"When you improve a little each day, eventually big things occur. When you improve conditioning a little each day, eventually you have a big improvement in conditioning. Not tomorrow, not the next day, but eventually a big gain is made. Don't look for the big, quick improvement. Seek the small improvement one day at a time. That's the only way it happens -- and when it happens, it lasts."

-- John Wooden



Jokes

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My sister Candice's husband drove right into a radar trap. And because Candice was following him in her car, the police officer nabbed her, too.

After the officer had written up one ticket, he approached Candice. Her defense was that she was merely following her husband.

When that appeal failed, she tried another. "Do you give family discounts?"

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"What papers do I need for my trip to England?" a college student asked the travel agent.

"A passport and a visa," was the reply.

"I already have the passport, but … do you think they’d accept MasterCard?"

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A buddy of mine, Mike had season tickets to our cities Pro football games. Last year they had such a miserable record that he couldn't give away two tickets to a game he was unable to attend.

While parking at a the mall, he decided to leave the tickets under his windshield wiper.

"And it worked?" I asked

"Not exactly," Mike said. "I returned to find six more tickets to the same game.

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